Crystol Woods Poet Lyric

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These are, hopefully, fun and humorous and not meant to be offensive... perhaps a bit irreverent and juvenile, but I try not to take myself too seriously! (Examples of Christmas Song Parodies for the contest. )

Christmas Parodies examples

Christmas Song parodies 

Feliz Navidad

Police! Oh my god!
Police! Oh my god!
Police! Oh my god!
Put me in handcuffs because I rob.

I Wanna phone call this very instant!
I Wanna phone call this very instant!
I Wanna phone call this very instant!
I beg pardon with all my heart!


Away In A Manger 

Away to Aruba I wish I could go
But I've used all of my PTO
I don't have the money to get over there
My account is empty, I'm paycheck impaired


Rocking Around the Christmas Tree

Rocking in my old folks chair
Trying to recall my own name
Mr.Edwards takes a might fall
Trying to walk with a candy cane 

You will get a hallucinating feeling when you hear
Voices saying your names Holly 
Yet! I don't think my names Holly

Rocking in my old folks chair
That doesn't mean I'm done
Come visit me after my third or fourth nap 
and we're sure to have some fun!


The Little Drummer Boy

I just finished Christmas treats
Tum tum tum tum tums
There's food I'm not supposed to eat
Tum tum tum tum tums
Digestion has been on the blink
Tum tum tum tum tums
Oops, afraid that one will stink 
Tum tum tum tum tums
Tum tum tum  tums
Tum tum tum  tums
You know where that came from
Tum tum tum tum tums
From my bum. From my bum.

Up On the Housetop

Up on the house top he hears claws,
Scratching and roaring, oh my god!
Is it a panther or lioness?!
You've had too many, just confess!

Woah ho ho!! Over he goes!
Woah ho ho!! Right in the snow.
He's up on the housetop getting sick...
Ladders and alcohol don't mix!

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I Am Anaya December 25, 2024 at 4:26 PM Lol. you had me from the first line of Feliz Navidad, Crystol! This is too good. I'm faving. Oh I'll try, but I don't think anyone can do better than you!! xo Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Beryl Edmonds December 8, 2024 at 5:31 PM Great Christmas Parodies Crystol, such fun… Beryl

Nette Onclaud December 5, 2024 at 3:23 AM lol...this is fun and yet, I can't wrap my head 'round them parodies...I'll see if my muse can handle it...thanks, C! Crystol Woods December 5, 2024 at 8:37 AM Oh dear, have I offended you Nette?! I'm so sorry if I did...I know it's a bit irreverent. my apologies, and blessings sent your way! Xo

David Fisher December 4, 2024 at 4:02 PM Those are great Crystol. So creative and they fit so well with the originals. Looks like a fun contest, indeed! Crystol Woods December 5, 2024 at 8:37 AM Ty! I hope it will be! Xo

Andrea Dietrich December 4, 2024 at 10:31 AM these are really funny. Especially that first one. Did you see my soupmail to you? Good parody examples, Crystol.

Tom Cunningham December 3, 2024 at 1:05 PM Lol, Christmas will never be the same Crystol. Tom Crystol Woods December 4, 2024 at 9:56 AM Lol thanks Tom! Xo

Paula Goldsmith December 3, 2024 at 10:47 AM I enjoyed reading your creative writes. "Good Luck" Have a fun day writing away................ Crystol Woods December 3, 2024 at 11:07 AM Thanks Paula! Hope it got a giggle! Xo