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These are, hopefully, fun and humorous and not meant to be offensive... perhaps a bit irreverent and juvenile, but I try not to take myself too seriously! (Examples of Christmas Song Parodies for the contest. )

Christmas Song parodies Feliz Navidad Police! Oh my god! Police! Oh my god! Police! Oh my god! Put me in handcuffs because I rob. I Wanna phone call this very instant! I Wanna phone call this very instant! I Wanna phone call this very instant! I beg pardon with all my heart! Away In A Manger Away to Aruba I wish I could go But I've used all of my PTO I don't have the money to get over there My account is empty, I'm paycheck impaired Rocking Around the Christmas Tree Rocking in my old folks chair Trying to recall my own name Mr.Edwards takes a might fall Trying to walk with a candy cane You will get a hallucinating feeling when you hear Voices saying your names Holly Yet! I don't think my names Holly Rocking in my old folks chair That doesn't mean I'm done Come visit me after my third or fourth nap and we're sure to have some fun! The Little Drummer Boy I just finished Christmas treats Tum tum tum tum tums There's food I'm not supposed to eat Tum tum tum tum tums Digestion has been on the blink Tum tum tum tum tums Oops, afraid that one will stink Tum tum tum tum tums Tum tum tum tums Tum tum tum tums You know where that came from Tum tum tum tum tums From my bum. From my bum. Up On the Housetop Up on the house top he hears claws, Scratching and roaring, oh my god! Is it a panther or lioness?! You've had too many, just confess! Woah ho ho!! Over he goes! Woah ho ho!! Right in the snow. He's up on the housetop getting sick... Ladders and alcohol don't mix!

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I Am Anaya

Date: 12/25/2024 4:26:00 PM

Lol. you had me from the first line of Feliz Navidad, Crystol! This is too good. I'm faving. Oh I'll try, but I don't think anyone can do better than you!! xo Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 12/8/2024 5:31:00 PM

Great Christmas Parodies Crystol, such fun… Beryl

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/5/2024 3:23:00 AM

lol...this is fun and yet, I can't wrap my head 'round them parodies...I'll see if my muse can handle it...thanks, C!

Crystol Woods
Date: 12/5/2024 8:37:00 AM

Oh dear, have I offended you Nette?! I'm so sorry if I did...I know it's a bit irreverent. my apologies, and blessings sent your way! Xo

David Fisher

Date: 12/4/2024 4:02:00 PM

Those are great Crystol. So creative and they fit so well with the originals. Looks like a fun contest, indeed!

Crystol Woods
Date: 12/5/2024 8:37:00 AM

Ty! I hope it will be! Xo

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/4/2024 10:31:00 AM

these are really funny. Especially that first one. Did you see my soupmail to you? Good parody examples, Crystol.

Tom Woody

Date: 12/3/2024 6:47:00 PM

Ha! I did a few of these some years ago. White Christmas became, "I'm dreaming of a new facelift/not like the ones I had before/my eyes still baggy, my face so saggy..." Can't remember the rest. Yours are cute!

Crystol Woods
Date: 12/4/2024 9:53:00 AM

Lol that sounds fun! I did one for work one year from " Nuthin for Xmas" You know the one... somebody snitched on me?.. anyway I made it about breaking work rules it went over great lol. " asked Tommy's daddy for a date... somebody snitched on me" came to work 30 mins late... etc lol

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/3/2024 1:05:00 PM

Lol, Christmas will never be the same Crystol. Tom

Crystol Woods
Date: 12/4/2024 9:56:00 AM

Lol thanks Tom! Xo

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/3/2024 10:47:00 AM

I enjoyed reading your creative writes. "Good Luck" Have a fun day writing away................

Crystol Woods
Date: 12/3/2024 11:07:00 AM

Thanks Paula! Hope it got a giggle! Xo