Best Toupee Poems
Below are the all-time best Toupee poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of toupee poems written by PoetrySoup members
ToupeeIt flips and flops from side to side
and if the wind is blowing it will be going.
One ear is covered and the other is...
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Categories:
toupee, fashion, for him, funny,
Form:
ABC
Monday"Monday Dreadful Monday"
Most people are terrified of its presence
Only this moment can be the most hated
No more time for r&r....that's reefer and rum
Damn it....if he...
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Categories:
toupee, america, anger, art, crazy,
Form:
Acrostic
The Trump VirusSo You think the Toupee is Smart
An Orange little Toddler
Who Thought it was cool
To Hate People Who were Different
And Tweets without manners or rules
Where did...
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Categories:
toupee, anger, humanity, political,
Form:
Free verse
Burly-QueNow let me be the first to hasten to say,
And all your smirks and snide remarks allay,
That I've never darkened the door of a cabaret,
Where...
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Categories:
toupee, funny
Form:
Monorhyme
If I Shopped For My Spouse Like I Shop For My AutomobileWhen I shop for an automobile,
I don’t worry much about speed.
Good mileage per gallon I want.
A van or a truck I don’t need!
So I guess...
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Categories:
toupee, husband, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme
Duct Tape, Balin' Wire and Super GlueI must admit that I ain't very handy with hammer and nails,
And am hopelessly at sea when figurin' technical details.
As to fixin' things with fancy...
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Categories:
toupee, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Bean JuiceA memory is found in the back of my mind
That I thought was stored away
It's creeping back in, without my approval
Oh why would it treat...
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Categories:
toupee, funnywife, memory, memory,
Form:
Rhyme
God Is a He SheWhat if God isn't a he or a she but a he she
eating quiche in a teepee with a toupee
in the company of a...
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Categories:
toupee, funny, god, humorous, tree,
Form:
Rhyme
Close FriendsMy closest friends, who number three
I heed not thus for loyalty
and neither camaraderie
but simply in proximity
They live not down my alleyway
nor porch, nor in...
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Categories:
toupee, fantasy, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
CinderfellaStanding in the wings, on the periphery
of her cultivated world, inhibited only by
station and space, my head slowly spins
into her orbit, my eye lids twitter...
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Categories:
toupee, fantasy,
Form:
Free verse
Feathering Its NestWes Wilson wore a toupee
which cost him a month's pay.
Then one night
it took flight
when spotted by a bird of prey....
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Categories:
toupee, humor, nature,
Form:
Limerick
A Sexual BalletReally feel like being naughty today
I'll start by describing a sexual ballet
Tripping the light fantastic
Doing some artistic gymnastics
Guess I better glue down my toupee...
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Categories:
toupee, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Class ReunionA football star with super speed,
Our prom king, Kyle, has gone to seed.
No longer likely to succeed,
He's out of work and hooked on weed.
Behind you's...
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Categories:
toupee, change, high school, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Take the MomentsTake the moments,
add that time there was a lady
Walking up to the grocery store.
The balloon boy drama.
The mother and her baby strolling
Quite in their...
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Categories:
toupee, time
Form:
Verse
If I Were a GuyWould I change from a girl, and give up all my curls?
Would I quit wearing dresses, stop paying hairdressers?
Change places with him? Be a “he”,...
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Categories:
toupee, funny, me, people,
Form:
Free verse