Toupee Poems - Poems about Toupee

A dragonfly, zipping so fast, Tried to land on a toupee that passed. It mistook it for hair, Then got quite a scare, When the toupee blew off in a blast! ©bfa032225 ...

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Poor Sam is sans his beloved toupee It was snatched from his scalp one windy day 'Twas last seen sailing o'er town Sam trying to coax it down If...

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His toupee flew away hit Ella Mae she's ok but she's a he for a day...

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My version of a PAM AYRES classic. Oh I wish I had looked after my hair, It keeps falling out everywhere. In the sink in a morning, In the bath on a night. I'm going to wake up one day Without a strand left in sight. Oh I wish I had looked after my hair. All them potions and lotions I've tried them, Sugar...

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“Gosh golly darn” we don't use today It really depends on the lexicon of the day Ain't nothing wrong Language is strong A sign of the times like wearing a toupee...

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The place of refuge for us old guys is the mall Where topics of the day are discussed, big and small Bout this and that Harry's new hat And whether or not Archie's toupee will fall...

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All of this just so happened With the saying of one simple phrase "Beam me up Scotty" Was all The Captain had said But all that came aboard Was Captain Kirk's toupee Never did they see James again After that fateful day Now Captain Kirk's toupee Is the one that's running the ship Barking out its orders From where the Captain once sat It's little wonder the...

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It flips and flops from side to side and if the wind is blowing it will be going. One ear is covered and the other is not a curl or lock tied into a topknot. Some look like a big fluffy feather that's been in a hazard or the tail of a horse that's been forced. Don't be scared because...

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As you know we're getting ready to move Just a couple more days to go Cathie insists on being prepared No underwear for a month or so Asked my dear wife where they're hiding Said they're packed of course Wondering why friends no longer come over Could even be a reason for divorce Afraid to leave my false choppers around She'd certainly pack them...

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(This is a fictional poem) I lost a lot of hair and I wore a toupee. But a freak gust of wind blew it off my head yesterday. I couldn't afford a new toupee so I wore my cat on my head. I thought it would fool people but it made them laugh instead. When I saw that people knew...

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