Toupee Poems - Poems about Toupee

...To be sung to the tune of Subterranean Homesick Blues. Davy’s in the basement Working on geometry You’ll see my intent A theorem in development Presh is on the website Hit pause, scratch hea......Read the rest...

...Unsettling premonition kickstarts fiendish abomination Consider the following dogmatic, enigmatic, fantastic, idiotic, jargonistic, kimetic, linguistic, narcissistic, opportunistic, poetic......Read the rest...

...Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024... (Any resemblance between the following humorous account and real life circumstance tis purely coincidental). Went off fo......Read the rest...

...Poor Sam is sans his beloved toupee It was snatched from his scalp one windy day 'Twas last seen sailing o'er town Sam trying to coax it down If found call S......Read the rest...

...His toupee flew away hit Ella Mae she's ok but she's a he for a day......Read the rest...

...Away at the near bar No cheap wine for me Red Cabernet in glass Until full of glee Dancing on the dance floor With Tom, Dick, Harry Tom fell lost his Toupee Laid said Hail Mary Busy night......Read the rest...

...Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised April 19th, 2023 IM pen named Pilot Jane A. Rug who ascribes to writing poetry as opportunistic, holistic, and cathartic warming me body ele......Read the rest...

...Elvis, a friend. Into my café, a young man who combed his hair Elvis Priestly style and naturally got the nickname, Elvis He didn’t mind; the name gave him a purpose in life. The young man, l......Read the rest...

...he’d bought a skull rug for that spot high on his head where hair was not but … it brought him rash and scalp decay - one horrid nightmare’s “hell toupee” Copyright © Grego......Read the rest...

... too much toupee ......Read the rest...

...January 24th, 2023 Hair washing heralds huge happening Hark….the herald angels sing, and twitter for mass communication mediums stop the presses when I, a regular schlemiel take shampoo to......Read the rest...

...Autumn burnishes furry heads, even we, who however scant our hair flourish in this wind-blown leafy. No room for stray gray wisps; our locks turn golden brown, crown our minds with crink......Read the rest...

...He trimmed a bit much off the top, but now they are putting a stop. To settle affairs he handed down hairs. Get the shears! Items lopped! It’s what you call a bad hair day; they say he has t......Read the rest...

...Old Bald Frog and a toad named Ander saw Sally wander down by the road. Said Frog, "Now Sally, me and Ander been wondering where you do meander?" Now, Ander was a three-toed toad, had four befor......Read the rest...

...Still got hair, don't need a toupee Even though my old body decays Eat lots of tubers A healthy old hooter As I near the finale of my life long ballet......Read the rest...