Best Tizzy Poems

Certain weeks I’m busy
And I run around a lot
So I’m either in a tizzy
Or I’m wondering why not.

For when plans are sometimes lacking
You might think...

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You ask how I really am when you damn well know,
My world is crumbling right now.
But I'll be fine,
Just give it some time,
Just take it...

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Each book in my library must be read, each one, each and every one,
vagrant, homeless papers must find a forever home, I must
edit, amend, revise,...

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There once was a serious Missy,
who took a fit a bit like a hissy.
When the man she was dating
took his clothes off while bathing.
Left her...

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There are days it seems I have
Too much upon my plate.
Whether this is good or not
Is up for some debate.

On the plus side, it feels...

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November Twinkle fairy was feeling very low,
to the Giggle Night Ball she had wanted to go 

But her gold fairy wings were all tattered and...

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It happened back in time, quite a long way,
Back in the day, as they today like to say:
An era when most donations to yeshivas** ...

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When does Chloris Arrive
The marigolds were a twitter
The tea roses were entranced
The faerie princess doing cartwheels
The lambs ears were brushing sweetly against each other
The brownies...

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There once was a bunny named Devin
his siblings and he totaled seven.
One day while out hopping
and mummy was shopping
the carrot patch 'twas seventh heaven!

When from...

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I See You’re Too Busy For Me…

I wanted to see you the other day.
But you seemed busy, and went your way…

Could we have a few...

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Wedding director perplexed.
Running around in a stew!
No one knows what they should do!
Bride in a tizzy!

"Everyone take your place please!"
Organist plays Wedding March.
Everything will turn...

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I told her at work I been bizzy
She got mad and threw a big hizzy
Thus I've been in a bit of a tizzy
Tryin to fix...

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Why is the “p” silent in receipt?
Why is “no” not the same as “know,”
Or “new” and “knew?”
And if someone says “there,”
Why do we know
They don’t...

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Steal the Kiss, By Wily Means


She had just turned 17 and I had loved her since she was fifteen!
She had long, long dark brown hair,...

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A letter home never to arrive. 

Dear Mom 

I can"t as usual say much, 
But I am good and feeling well. 
We are on this...

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