Santa and the elfs had been working for days,
to get Santa's magical bag packed full with toys;
but, on Christmas Eve Rudolph fell while skating,
he took a tumble, rolling, and broke his leg.
Now, all of the North Pole were in a tizzy,
oh, who would lead Santa's sleigh they cried;
then, Santa recalled when he found his reindeer,
his eight magical reindeer born of the northern light.
In a forest they had stood with sparkling antlers,
that shimmered in the dark winter night;
and they flew with hooves that left stardust magic,
so, this Christmas eight magic reindeer will take flight.
Categories:
tizzy, christmas, fun,
Form: Verse
There was this lady I once knew
Who sat there looking so blue
Her hair was all frizzy
It left her in a tizzy
Cause this fellow just wanted to... uh... talk!
Categories:
tizzy, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Into a tizzy we were thrown,
And we want to be left alone;
An interlude,
In solitude;
Avoid Trump on his throne.
Jim Horn
Categories:
tizzy, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Into Tizzy My Mother Went
I always enjoy shooting the breeze
My poems are perfect everyone agrees
Write hard and try with all my might
Keep others from getting up tight
This poem on paper try to squeeze.
Outside has been a big freeze
Snow is still sticking to tall trees
Christmas will be here to our delight
And many more ideas had a flight
Can you imagine me in high societies.
Hysteria was started by the masses
And all of them were a bunch of asses
Then with each other they did clash
After they had talked a lot of trash
On all my pancakes put more molasses.
(Had to sweeten them up for you to read.)
Suppose I should become indignant
And be great poet who was hell bent
Finally started to understand me
Wrote poems for nothing and free
Into a big tizzy my mother went.
(Who thought I never would amount
to anything anyway.)
Categories:
tizzy, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
There was a young lady I knew
Who sat there looking so blue
Her hair was all frizzy
It left her in a tizzy
Cause this fellow just wanted to... uh... talk!
© Jack Ellison 2013
Categories:
tizzy, fun,
Form: Limerick