Best Tickles Poems

Ultra Sound Tickles (By Moji Agha) 

Ultrasound tickles tickle soundly; 
Or do they? 

Do they have a choice in the matter? 
Or they tickle the trunk of pain reflexively, 
to cause reflective pained chuckles
at our deep folly? 

Do ultrasound tickles 
tickle soundly by nature? 
Or...

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She sits in her garden surrounded by love
amongst glorious creatures sent from heaven above 
the birds in the air that sing a sweet song
bring a feeling she's wanted, that she does belong
the butterflies are dancing in the warm autumn light
kissing the sun rays in the...

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"Bread and Butter"

Fickle pickles soaked in barrels of brine,
Along with drowned rats in vinegar’s wine,
Public non the wiser,
I am your advisor,
Take Tetanus when on  pickles you dine! 

Pickle plants in Arkansas where cucumbers are processes soak them in barrels of salt
brine a week or...

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I'm going to free that pickle from the jar
Free for a minute but it won't get very far
In my mouth as the juices flow
Down the hatch here you go
Poor pickle was gone before I got to the car


Faleshia Murphy
FOR P.D. contest 
PICKLES AND TICKLES...

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We cook it ! Feel your tonsils tingle!
Add mayonnaise, lettuce, a pickle.
Lost both tonsils at ten
so can I ask you when
my change comes to more than a nickle?...

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There was a girl who loved salty pickles
She'd stick in a fork for a sure tickle
The first bite would spirt
She'd give the dork a squirt
Pickle juice in the eyes, such a giggle!...

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There is a comic known as Don Rickles

   Whose withering wit our ribs he tickles

      Some people take great offense

         When skewered at their expense

     ...

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TICKLE TICKLE IN MY HEAD


The heart can be merry,
Even if the man is not a jolly,
Gaiety of life appeases yhe heart,
Festals make even the sad one to yearn gor good music,
Believe you me,many things i tell u,
I enjoy most in life,
Which transversed into jocundrity,
All those...

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Pickled farts I gotta  let you know
If it tickles when it comes out your hole
You better beware
When you stare down there
You probably pebble dashed the toilet bowl...

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It's a PICKLE PARTY and you're being invited!
Return your RSVP saying you'll be delighted
to attend. Don't forget to bring your sunscreen
so, you can keep your lovely shade of green.

The pool will be open, so you can swim and dive
and a band will be playing soulful...

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~

Warm water caresses,
my mind drifts lingering 
somewhere beautiful,
hot surges soothe 
exposed flesh while
love melodically drips
between silken sighs,
tempted touches trace
passion’s curves
along smooth lines,
white foam tickles
midst desire’s giggles
as waves form upon 
a glistening surface,
pulses rhythmically race 
when satisfaction 
comes within the 
moistened 
charms of you

~


In case it...

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Giggles would erupt
                        at just her tender touch! 
Then, but a babe of four, I can almost feel it still.
Grandma, will you...

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He's given me a pickle
with nary any tickle!
As in the shade I stood
[He wasn't very good!]

The apple that I shared
he gave to me unpared.
So I gave his snake a shake
to make him see the stakes.

Then the sky went BOOM
G-d came into the room.
I told you...

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There's something about spiders that don't agree with me
Though I understand their importance in nature's society
A wishful thought, I like to imagine, I have with them
Is to maintain a distance in our zone shared realm

But seems some like to crawl around and over me
Each time...

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Areola trips 
Sensations con, 
Tour arête
In ambience sighs

O! Deliverance; 
Valley of flower
Tickles raw to whiff
In orchid bloom:
 
Dribbles embrace
Fragrance tangs
Lewd connections
In love fascination....

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