Best Thor Poems
Jaws was once a frightening sight… Now Sharknados have hit the land!
And Dragon can’t wait to participate… To him it’s sushi on demand!
Lately, he’s become a bit put off, cause none have ever come near him.
But he won’t give up, cause we’re in tornado alley, don’t you know! Amen!
I almost had him believing me… That it’s a MOVIE and doesn’t, really exist.
Then, you know, a second one hit New York, now he’s really, totally, convinced!
He wants to be a Super hero, by stir-frying sharks, while they’re still up in the air.
He says, if Dragons are in movies and he exists, then, so do they… somewhere!
I can’t argue his logic, since his line-dancing penguins, are so hard, to explain.
I blocked the Sci Fi and movie channels. What else could I do? And that’s a shame!
He won’t give up on Sharknados! He’s ready, now! Yep! He really, hasn’t got a clue!
Tho I thought he was a tad bit gullible, even for a two-year-old Dragon… it’s true!
But Grandpa Troll says Dragons are all like THAT, for the first few thousand years.
He saw ‘Dragon Heart’, on TV and thinks he’ll go to Drago when he dies. Oh Dear!
So I finally, out foxed Dragon, by telling him ‘Poseidon has reigned in his sharks…’
Unfortunately, our Sunday School Teacher, and Preacher were tsk’ing at that part.
I know! I could’ve explained it better, but he also believes in Thor! I just can’t win!
He watched that movie, too! And yes! He swears all lightening comes from him!
He couldn’t wait to meet Thor so flew off, in a lightening storm. Yep! Off he flew!
All because he wanted a turn to play with Thors’ trusty hammer…Mjolnir! It’s true!
Tho Dragons are tough, he got struck, and his pride and top notch were badly singed.
Now he’s mad, at the meany, Thor and says he WON’T EVER play with him, again!
But never fear… I am here, and won’t ever give up, on this, my never-ending quest.
Still Super Heroes have taught Dragon of truth, justice, the American way and trust.
At least, he doesn’t believe in Zeus, but it’s likely, because he’s not a Super Hero Star.
One by one, I’ll fix them all, before I’m driven to that squirrel nest, amongst the stars!
Norse God of Thunder, Thor
Broke his poor thumb, now its too sore
To lift his hammer, and then people started to stare
When they heard the rumbling from his underwear
Many a God dwells in the great world tree of the Asgards
But the strongest one of them all is the one who holds
The power of storms wrathful in the palm of his hands
You can hear his voice in the thunder as the sky grows
Darker and darker, he swings his hammer to the land and
Lightning comes down with such a force it shakes the
Very core of Valhalla...drowning out the screams of
The orcs that go trying to cross the echoing bridge...
Well he comes swinging his hammer and strikes them
Down, they drop to the forest floor frozen in the snow
Covered ground...you cannot yield his power, you can
Not have a hand on his gleaming hammer...he says in
A voice of thunder "I am the keeper of the gate, the
Keeper of law and order, keeper of Valhalla in good
Fate...I will protect the innocent but woe to the Orcs
Who challenge my power...I will swing my hammer
To the ground and strike you down” he says in a voice
Of thunder “I am Thor of Asgard, I am Thor, Thor”
As it is written in the stars!
I'll be hammering rogues in Loki's Bar...knocking them all without masks!
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Not far from hill
As I can feel
There is a house of yours
Not far from mine
I’m crossing line
To make my simple choice.
And you still wait
As careless fate
When I will knock your door
And I will come
As strong and calm
As Scandinavian Thor.
My hammer will
Disturb the hill
And you will open eyes
I crossed the line
You will be mine
And you will say, surprise!
Your woe will die
And bright blue sky
Will give us wings for flight
I want to be
A part of thee
In arms of day and night.
Bifrost!
The grave for Muspell’s sons
The Frost!
The strength of coldest month.
Fenrir
Has eaten sun so fast
Don’t fear!
We kill because we must.
Disgrace!
The breath of Ragnarok!
No chains
For Giant Wolf and Dog.
Heimdall
Is playing Gjallarhorn
The hull
Of Naglfar won’t turn.
The Thor’s
Not better than Great Snake
Last War
Of gods, and Surt will make
The Flame
For Earth and human race
The Shame
We’re meeting face to face.
Bifrost
Has fallen to the Deep
Pale ghost
Of us will have to weep!
Big Garm
Is carrying wounded moon
The charm
Of Death will come so soon.
Days of thunder days of rain.
Tell me now what is to gain.
The fog has been for many days.
Looking up on hidden ways.
Lightning strikes so many times.
Scaring all our little wives.
Clensing all the atmosphere
We are glad that you are here.
And when your final job is done
We are here and you are gone
Will you still take care of me
You were the one to set me free.
Thor is a place with birds in a pond.
Many birds; some small, some blonde
Few birds come as the seasons demand.
Come and visit Thor with Sanket to remand
All the known and unknown birds beyond.
Thor is a place with birds in a pond.
Let it be cashew or nut or almond,
Bring any thing for birds with monde
And see many types of birds beyond
The island, colours that birds donned.
Thor is a place with birds in a pond.
Few birds are black, and few blonde;
Canteen ready with food on demand,
Garden with plants having leaves frond,
Pond with birds different on demand.
Thor is a place with birds in a pond.
Security guards allow us, on demand,
To take cameras to view and shoot monde
Of varied birds here and beyond.
So, visit Thor with Pari Style in a pond.
Thor No More
It’s understood that Thor is another Norse story
With a masculine muscular man and warrior
A mythical character, comic book figure
Son of Odin, with his hammer, as their leader
Not much more
But wait a moment…
Isn't Thor a man as stated?
Modern times calls for a grander change and plan
To blur the lines of male and female
Thor is now a woman warrior
“Thor Girl – called Tarine- super-heroine”
(Heroin, a drug, sounds about right for this)
Marvel, less than marvelous in pretending
Invented this gender bending tool
Wanting to serve some homophobic sex score
Shouldn't it be Thor-ina or Thor-ette or Thora?
Perhaps Thor should be a ballerina
Oh Thora how we adore ya!
Hammer in hand standing grand
Breast spread proud across the clouds
An open mind is what they scream and plead
Reality tells us differently
An open mind, like a lid, opened on a garbage bin
Let’s in everything
A discerning mind is what makes sense
The rest is nonsense
Sieve out the rest
As for Thor
I think of this no more
It’s just a story
Hi, hey, hello
What makes you so special?
Question they ask and the answer you know.
Imminent phase will make you see
That the weirdest thing science ever created was me.
Good becomes great, bad becomes worse
Since inception I know my fate along with its curse.
Hittler, Ultron, Thanos are utter bag of scum
And I don’t like bullies and never care where they're from.
Giving hope by speeches is my particular trait
Everything’s gonna be okay, everything’s gonna be fine
So you gotta believe in me
Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.
The price of freedom and I’m willing to pay
Aside from what comes after me,
With a shield and an American ass
I can do this all day.
This world lacks sagacity
And an intriguing story needs to be told
There is a saying, "with age comes wisdom."
Have I told you I am 93 years old?
When darkness swelled upon people’s life
When hope is thrashed then I’ll rise.
I know all of this since my birth,
And a hammer is just not enough to tell me my worth.
I guess it’s time to say goodbye.
So when you find yourself alone,
And things don’t go the way you want
When everything turns into dusts
Then I’ll be there,
So let everyone move on, but not us
Not us…… not us……….
THE HAMMER OF THOR
Twas but a state of troubled restless tears
To bring mere lalochezia to mind,
And thinking not that I'd be doing years
Alone all night, with not a friend to find.
Oh ****! that effing dork I'd come to know
Just yesterday, he set my path to be
In more or less, where never I should go
Without a weapon for defending me.
Twas Gay Paree! The term now changed by fate
And all the songs we'd come to holding dear
So out of tune cause it's another state
Not out of sight, but in a closet here.
And when I hit my thumb the hammer flew
Across the sky! To where, I never knew.
© ron wilson aka vee bdosa the doylestown poet
Slowly let go
Sinking downward spirals demon-heavy
The embrace of a vaccuum
It ruptures briefly and subsides
A cataclysm and ever sedulous
The global fragments stick as sequins
Heavy ashen as marble and flecked with underworld
The sky folds as an envelope and everything is safely tucked without
To push oneself forward with assiduous aspiration
With a far right walk of the didactical rites and ever indefatigable
Slightly it breathes, choking on shadows equal to a new born
Fragile as matches it effervesces heavy as a golden skull
Solemn as a raincloud approaching as Thor
The sudden crush and several red tears, droplet by droplet
Take me to the vultures where I weigh my golden parasite
The dull luminescent skull under Thor's mighty embrace
Friends and I saw the movie, “Thor” last night
Totally blown away by this spectacular sight
Of visual effects
As we craned our necks
A fire in our imagination it did ignite
I escaped from the dungeon;
And, I fought the hungry lion;
Now, I knock on your door
To bring light you hope for.
I once fell for a man with looks to kill and long hair as golden blonde
Body as a warrior god should be with his eyes so blue as ice
There I stood frozen into his spell
As he held me and looked deep into my eyes
And utterd these simple words of love I was sprung deep into him
This god of thunder kissed my lips ever so softly
Thought I've found my one true love only to find his true way of lies and useing my heart
Just to crumble and crush me down to my sorrow with his enchanted hammer to crush my heart
And all I hoped for to a million shatterd peices
I suppose this will be as I once fell for Thor
By Brian Otoole