Best Thor Poems

Jaws was once a frightening sight… Now Sharknados have hit the land!
And Dragon can’t wait to participate… To him it’s sushi on demand!
Lately, he’s become a bit put off, cause none have ever come near him.
But he won’t give up, cause we’re in tornado alley,...

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Norse God of Thunder, Thor
Broke his poor thumb, now its too sore
To lift his hammer, and  then people started to stare
When they heard the rumbling from his underwear...

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Many a God dwells in the great world tree of the Asgards
But the strongest one of them all is the one who holds
The power of storms wrathful in the palm of his hands
You can hear his voice in the thunder as the sky grows
Darker and...

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Not far from hill
As I can feel
There is a house of yours
Not far from mine
I’m crossing line
To make my simple choice.
And you still wait
As careless fate
When I will knock your door
And I will come
As strong and calm
As Scandinavian Thor.
My hammer will 
Disturb the hill
And you...

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I'll be hammering rogues in Loki's Bar...knocking them all without masks!



If I Am A Super Heroine-Hero Poetry Contest
Sponsor: JC Burl      8/30/2020...

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Days of thunder days of rain.
Tell me now what is to gain.
The fog has been for many days.
Looking up on hidden ways.

Lightning strikes so many times.
Scaring all our little wives.
Clensing all the atmosphere
We are glad that you are here.

And when your final job is done
We...

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Thor is a place with birds in a pond.
Many birds; some small, some blonde
Few birds come as the seasons demand.
Come and visit Thor with Sanket to remand
All the known and unknown birds beyond.

Thor is a place with birds in a pond.
Let it be cashew or...

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Thor No More

It’s understood that Thor is another Norse story
With a masculine muscular man and warrior
A mythical character, comic book figure
Son of Odin, with his hammer, as their leader
Not much more
But wait a moment…
Isn't Thor a man as stated?
Modern times calls for a grander change...

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THE HAMMER OF THOR
Twas but a state of troubled restless tears
To bring mere lalochezia to mind,
And thinking not that I'd be doing years
Alone all night, with not a friend to find.

Oh ****! that effing dork I'd come to know
Just yesterday, he set my path to...

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I escaped from the dungeon;
And, I fought the hungry lion;
Now, I knock on your door
To bring light you hope for....

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Slowly let go

Sinking downward spirals demon-heavy
The embrace of a vaccuum
It ruptures briefly and subsides
A cataclysm and ever sedulous
The global fragments stick as sequins

Heavy ashen as marble and flecked with underworld
The sky folds as an envelope and everything is safely tucked without
To push oneself forward with...

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Friends and I saw the movie, “Thor” last night
Totally blown away by this spectacular sight
Of visual effects
As we craned our necks
A fire in our imagination it did ignite...

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I once fell for a man with looks to kill and long hair as golden blonde 
Body as a warrior god should be with his eyes so blue as ice 
There I stood frozen into his spell 
As he held me and looked deep into...

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Bifrost!
The grave for Muspell’s sons
The Frost! 
The strength of coldest month.
Fenrir
Has eaten sun so fast
Don’t fear!
We kill because we must.

Disgrace!
The breath of Ragnarok!
No chains
For Giant Wolf and Dog.
Heimdall
Is playing Gjallarhorn
The hull
Of Naglfar won’t turn.

The Thor’s 
Not better than Great Snake
Last War
Of gods, and Surt will...

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Hi, hey, hello
What makes you so special?
Question they ask and the answer you know.

Imminent phase will make you see
That the weirdest thing science ever created was me.
Good becomes great, bad becomes worse
Since inception I know my fate along with its curse.

Hittler, Ultron, Thanos are utter...

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