Best Tay Poems

"I loooove Taylor Swift. I'm a devoted Swiftie." 
"GAAA! Why didn't you tell me that on the first date?" 
"Excuse me?"
"Look, I'm a classic rock...

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Toast and marmalade for tea
Sailing ships upon the sea."
-Tin Tin, 1971

Goats and marmosets for tea
Snails and thrips and angry bees
You're more beautiful than me
With your...

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P OETS COMING TOGETHER
O PEN MINDED AND FREE
E VERYONE HAS TALENT
T O SHARE WITH YOU AND ME
R EMEMNER TO BE YOURSELF
Y OU CAN BE IN...

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P-erfect home in heaven is free from pain and sorrow; 
J-ust the peace and gladness, as we all ought to know.

M-an must always think
O-f what...

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D-eliver the goods, 
A-nd do what is required; 
S-imply obey and never complain, 
Y-ou'll gain what you've desired. 

J-ust deliver the goods, 
A-nd come up...

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NOTE:AMERICAN CINQUAIN (an imagist stressed version)WAS DEVISED BY ADELAIDE CRAPSEY (William Soutar Epigrams are a similar wordplay form)

Tribute to William Soutar

Grew to manhood on the...

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A-ccept yourself with joy, 
N-ever ever be insecure; 
G-od has designed your person, 
I-t's the scorn you must 
E-ndure.

B-e confident enough, 
R-ise and look at...

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The classic names of nursing homes
    make me want to puke and groan

  How about 'Celestial Gardens?'
    great...

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Boy was my room a mess!
It'll be considered the best
for a rats' nest.  
I look under the bed,
I find stains that were 
blue, green,...

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A Klingon Love Poem
                    (In Klingon...

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Work at strengthening your relationships
                    Exercise...

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CHANGING OF YEARS

The darkness overwhelms
sitting on an old com tower
well into the Plain of Reeds
watching for enemy movement
Using bunkers of a firebase
long deserted and long...

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Let me touch thy weathered hand,
outstreached to serve me alms.
Veil not thy face of elder years;
eyes overflowed with love.
Let me remember all my days,
I knew...

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I am a beautiful freshwater pearl
An oyster wasn’t my mum
I was developed by a special mussel*
With a name as long as your arm

My home was...

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I met her the other day
At a friends house par-tay
She danced gracefully
Me, geriatrically 
I liked the way she looked
Like bait, I was hooked!
When she left,...

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