The Lunch Lady Is the Reason I'M Not At School

We used to have a lunch lady who was so very mean. She was also very ugly, and she was never clean! She was hairy as a monkey! Revolting as a skunk! And unlike typical ladies, she really, really stunk! So I talked to my principal about her horridness. He had her replaced soon enough and oh, what a huge mess! Her food was pretty disgusting and so I didn’t strive The horrid octopi she made when mine was still alive! It went and crawled out of my bowl; but then bit off my head! So that’s my excuse for staying at home and not being in school instead.