Fart Attack

I awoke last night and fell out of bed. A fart from my Pit bull nearly left me for dead. It was silent but deadly as it stunk up the house. None could stand up not even a mouse. I hit the floor hard her toot was sure ripe. Tangy and pungent with an everlasting bite. I crawled through the kitchen and out towards the door. I couldn’t believe it was somewhat worse than before. Shaken not stirred I caught some fresh air. How can something so strong come from such a small derriere. An emergency button installed in plain sight. It opened all windows and brought peace to the night. There’s a moral to this story, be careful what you eat. Don’t share with your dog, its not a good treat. A surgical mask and some good rubber gloves. Will go a long way for the Dog that you love.