Best Stooge Poems
The Stooge and the Vixen - In Trumps Own WordsBragg's just an ass, a poor leftist stooge
Bought for in full by the Soros machine,
Why target me when he knows he will lose
His obvious intentions malicious and mean.
As to that Stormy, a vixen indeed,
She's now named me ‘Tiny’ can't clearly be true,
Her one claim to...
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Categories:
stooge, allegory, anger, humor, political,
Form:
Quatrain
My Henchman, My Minion, My StoogeHe was my henchman, my minion, my stooge, and we both liked it that way.
But then he moved away with a new girlfriend, and became her henchman,
Leaving me to fend for myself.
And after all I had taught him.
He was perfect, just the way he was.
Getting...
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Categories:
stooge, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
how fast can the stooge tattlethe boss has a stooge
we give him incorrect facts
betting on his speed...
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Categories:
stooge, humor, work,
Form:
Senryu
StoogeA choice to die wearing jacket:
Creamy ones he’d paid for packet.
The mad man had bought a racket
After seeing one at the market.
His boss to him like an ice cream,
Poor wages for decades nice dream;
Against his wife filed a law suit,
Because she’d soiled his three-pieced suit...
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Categories:
stooge, business, character, confusion, devotion,
Form:
Rhyme