Best Stooge Poems
So Many Shades of Green
...visitin me aunty Cushla
For the first time in Ballybay
I found meself beside a signpost
An I stopped to find me way.
It was then I spied a little feller
Laid behind a bale of hay
He was prepared to h......
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Categories:
stooge, funny,
Form:
Narrative
Interalphabetnet Sex Stew
...Primose path leads to the slaughter of American
dream delete pause proficiency with internetty
webbegone after thoughts of yahoo googleyed
interred intricacies that shed benign capsules of
mom ......
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Categories:
stooge, analogy, change, education, emotions,
Form:
Free verse
Fated Hell
...Slovenly sorrows cause a blur,
Shameful shallows seep and stir.
He whimpers; a cowering cur,
Deathbed's deals, give-take, now occur.
Soul dried, bunched ball of prickly burr
Waste-of-time tears,......
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Categories:
stooge, death, destiny, evil,
Form:
Monorhyme
No Time For Talk
...Moments I feel weak
I work and work
Feel so busy it's hard to speak
Everywhere I turn
Feels like a block
I've got to do, no time for talk
But at the end of the day
There's an ache in my chest
There's......
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Categories:
stooge, work, time,
Form:
Rhyme Royal
Three Stooges
...THE THREE STOOGES
With their lunatic style of slapstick
These old favourites made their mark
Bangs on head, eye pokes and **** kicks
Were transformed to works of art
But it's not of this tri......
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Categories:
stooge, humanity, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Just Static (Sonnet)
...Doors within doors within doors within doors
just like some silly three stooge comedy.
Now I am standing on some Scottish moors,
Islamic Jihad is setting out tea.
It just never ends, and it never......
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Categories:
stooge, introspection,
Form:
Sonnet
Ebenezer Scrooge - Clerihew
...Ebenezer Scrooge
a miserly stooge
To him Christmas was just a humbug
Until three ghosts gave him a hug......
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Categories:
stooge, christmas,
Form:
Clerihew
America's Lament
...Slipping gently towards entropy,
Ownership with an apostrophe.
Braid the loose frays of sanity
Till something true finally answers me.
Troops are marching over many lands,
Tagged cornflower bl......
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Categories:
stooge, history, hope, political, social,
Form:
Quatrain
Unquotable Quotes - Vi
...Unquotable quotes – VI
(Note : A good many of the « epigrams » in this sequence of quotes are a take off on other well-known short poems, proverbs, sayings or expressions faites, etc . The rest......
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Categories:
stooge, environment, fun, humor, humorous,
Form:
Epigram
Voices
...The Voice of reason
The Voice on the phone
The Voice of the radio
Voice of the Movies
Voice of the television
The Voice of the news
The Voice of the fad
Voice of the worshiped hero
Voice ......
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Categories:
stooge, allegory, allusion, america, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
The Tortoise Won Unfair. ( Or From This Soup, I Went Nuts.)
...As I pick through the cupboard and rattle each tin,
Was that a moist squeak? No, it couldn't have been.
Now I open the can as I'm preparing to savor,
the tortoise aroma and the four legged flavo......
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Categories:
stooge, animals, fantasy, funnyme,
Form:
Couplet
Ny Ny -- the Road In the Fork
...New York, New York, the road in the fork
of the events, the places and folks who've buttered the pork
Like Rockefeller, Moynihan and Andrew Cuomo
Frank Sinatra, Louie Armstrong, John Len......
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Categories:
stooge, film, music, new york,
Form:
Rhyme
Kept In the Dark
...I am MacDougal's parrot, he taught me how to speak,
Whenever i repeat an obscene word, he chides, excuse your beak.
It happens when folk ask him, if i'm his cockatoo,
I'll fly into an ......
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Categories:
stooge, friendship, spoken word,
Form:
Personification
Villanelle: the Dilemma of the Non-Violent - 5
...Villanelle: The Dilemma of the Non-Violent – 5
Kings Prophets alike the Democratic State
Do/can/may use force on people they enslave
And individual rights incriminate
Oppressed peoples’ ri......
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Categories:
stooge, anti bullying, leadership, political,
Form:
Villanelle
Humans Being
...Humans Being
God, I’m so happy that I’m human
that Human Nature keeps on bloomin’
that I’ve got a little house
for the wife and kids to room in.
The gift of thumbs in opposition
to the fi......
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Categories:
stooge, creation, education, environment, ,
Form:
Rhyme