Best Spouse Poems

“The
children
are always
interrupting.
You never have time
for me,” her husband whined
as he dropped his dirty clothes
right there on the floor by the bed.
Trying not to roll her eyes, she gave
this quick response to her disgruntled spouse:
“The kids, chores and mishaps have me spinning,
and you tell me you...

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My man was old and battered and was destined for the scrap heap
He’d failed his annual MOT as his many defects ran far too deep
His motor was still running but he had an intermittent fault
He’d nod off when we were making love – (I’d feel...

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Through the window I looked one day
At a poor lassie in troubled display
She stood high on a chair
In such a terrified stare
Shouting "Oh! please, please go away"

I needed to view this even more
Running round I looked in the door
So afraid in her house
Of a little...

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When I shop for an automobile,
I don’t worry much about speed.
Good mileage per gallon I want.
A van or a truck I don’t need!

So I guess if shopped for a spouse
the way that I shop for a car,
that means that my man wouldn’t need
much fuel, but...

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Spouse Minichu

A husband she searches
all through the land in a faraway valley
and churches

A wife’s match
Want ad~ mustn’t dilly dally
a catch

clocks tick
bio tally
Pick!

A husband she searches
Want ad~ mustn’t dilly dally
Pick!
...

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football
is all

crowd roars
kick soars

a pass
at last

man cave
men crave

cold ones
at once

demand
she panned

but serve
the beer

and chips
for dips

hubby
must pee

walks out
on lout

and shops
till drops

lonely
lady

returns
and learns

the lout
passed out

flat beer
oh dear

the game
now tame

half time
her time

clap hands
to bands

the game
what game!...

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Oppressed is he, a coward in his house,
   A cringing serf, to the despotic spouse!
   Without a voice unless she's not adverse;
   His meagre wealth kept deep inside her purse;
   When friends advise she will demand to...

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She woke with a gradual start in the muddle of the night,
her large bed seemed so empty that she almost took flight
in search of a new man who might stay right till the end
and not be the type that drove her foggily round the bend…

Yes,...

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as the daisy petal drops silver dew
on the green moss carpet down below
little buds budding far and few
drinking and sipping as it grew
tiny mass of mosstly plush
stilled the patter of feet in rush
tiny rodent playful mouse
running home to mousey spouse
feet wet with dampened dew
over tiny...

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Lively 
lovely
comely
gaily
Wise women wield lively, lovely house,
Mild men makes, comely, gaily spouse...

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As to being a spouse, 
it's for good, I suppose.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014...

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No more chasing shadows. I found you in my sight. You came upon my lonely heart on a midsummer night. We strolled along a secluded beach, your hand clenched in mine, holding on to memories of our darkest times...We kissed in the moonlight, underneath the...

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Man loves friends
Babies have toys as friends
Children have peer groups as friends
Young men like making friends
Friends can become spouses
Entrepreneurs have ambitions and dreams 
as friends
Stars are friends of the moon
The splendid glow is the friend of sunset
The shore is the friend of the sea
We are...

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I'm not myself anymore,
I've become you, that's for sure.

You killed the me that I was before,
Knocking my worth to the floor.

I lost the love I felt inside,
With every word you'd spit a lie.

The smiles you faked,
Have wrinkled your face.

My tears have left you without a...

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