Best Smack Poems

*I've been called a 'shrew,' told I am self centered, petty, and a few other rather insulting and invective names, so here is my rebuke.


Who plays the straight man for the one known as 'Schmoe?'
It's the Jester who juggles where ever Schmoe tells him to...

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A besmitten, besotted young miss
was beguiled by the man of her sis

though betwixt and between
will her lust cause a scene?

She cared not, and blew him a big kiss!...

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Postcards of a ghetto life,
facts of being black
It's a common assumption in the hood
that you know how to talk smack
Lay the whip of indignation
smack dab on a hater's back
Twist the insult in deeper,
than give the whip another crack
If somebody tries to low rate you,
even try...

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Ya know baby you're usually right
Center cut, intherace, that's your place
On target, red carpet, gotomarket
Hittin' the bull's eye, 'n baby, I'm your guy
Smack-Dab babe
Like the Nile, you flow the right way
Like Carlyle, know what ta say
With you, I'm okay
If ever I'm off and stray
Grab meaway,...

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What kind of gobbledegulp, 
holiday mess,
are you stuffing down your jaw giblets — 
one day early ...
you human turkey

Cubicle farm-raised patsy policies
is what your top executive, tinfoil hat fool handlers
are serving you 
lower oven rack pooping ninnies

Conspiracy stew — 
Genetically modified organism mush squalls 
are...

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I speak of cash crops, refined 
apothecary powders (staples really) bought to
sate, to feed the scarred artery and the
diseased mind, the lover and the slave.
I speak of madness....

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Recently I got tired of being a puppet on a string. 
I’m not sure why, 
but I woke up, 
and then it all made sense. 
Until that point, I’d spent my life deep in mind’s pretense. 
I found my heart,
I dove straight in, 
and much...

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A SMACK
copyright: r.k.chakrabarty
08 Nov, 2014




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Smack crackle pop The fire was throwing herself
She would smoulder occasionally into grey
Then revive herself with orange flame shoots,
delighting me and the other kids.

These kids were pretty much strangers to me.
I was re-thinking my decision
to tag along with my cousins, who  were wearing 
unusual...

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It's a big pile of crap
When your talking all your smack
About the way others live
Here's some advice I will give
I would rather be a prude
Than loud, obnoxious and rude
Making others always think
They are no good and just stink
Is it really fun for you
Making others sad...

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Mr. Bernie Sanders is talking smack
C'mon! The geezer just had a heart attack!

  He's 78 years old, campaigning for a socialist revolution
  Proof that presidential politics doesn't obey the laws of evolution...

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Mosquito smack,
mosquito slap.
Have some of that,
Naw man that's nasty,
Mosquito smack,
mosquito slap.
Catch Ya, when I'm back,
Yeah, man it's time.
I need calamine,
On my crack....

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Heat hammered eyelids

Heavy in the pounding  sun

Falling stinging closed...

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Pound Return SpaCE CAPS LOCK
Rapidfire staccato from the keyboard
Smack whrrrr
Jack strrrr
Click, pitter, save...

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I Wanna Smack the Orangina Couple

It's a pity, since I like the drink,
But I hate the couple in their ad;
They've been to the Riviera,
Never had kids and don't want 'em,
You can feel it in their voices.

If they did, they couldn't go there, then brag about...

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