Best Slim Poems

You can probably tell I've always been inspired by Slim Shady 
By the way I rhyme words and the fact my pen's crazy
I'm the equivalent to Jason Voorhees listening to the Marshall Mathers LP with a pen in his hand instead of a Machete 
This...

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Cee-ment mixer, put-
ti, put-ti…one lunger sound
Built houses—I watched....

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Thinking of Dusty and Singing with Slim

By Kevin Fairbrother, 17th of August 2013


As I travel the roads on the great outback
My mind takes the pictures of what I see
I wave to the travelers that wave to me
And I listen to Slim on my country CD

My...

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I know a man who’s not adverse
To helping others slim of purse
He’s more than willing to help out,
If self-improvement floats your boat,
For teaching men to fish for trout,
Is poverty’s best antidote.

But wealthy men have certain rules
That poorer men think make them fools
Like never spending all...

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~ You   Are ~
( Slim Moving Poetry )



You are
What my
Dreams and 
More are 
Made of
And in 
You I'm 
Always thinking
Of,  all 
The time
My very
Sweet love
You seal
My fate
You are 
My destiny
And you
Fill  every
Single waking
And daydreaming
Time of 
My life
And I 
Always feel
You so
Very...

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Colourblind Slim


Colourblind Slim was orn'ry an' mean
Today he said the stop lite was green
Here lies Colourblind Slim

©4/01/2012


Form:Epitaph

*spellings are intentional for dialect

For Broken Wings contest: Form E...

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I knew a man who had no fun.
He tried and tried but never won.
His life was in a rut.
His wife had a big butt. / He din't know why or what. *
This poor guys odds were slim and none.


* Seems some thought the butt line...

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SLIM

          An internal dialogue by the old stork Slim

My back hurts today, and my wings are not what they used to be.
I could call in sick, but then who would deliver the new Johnson baby?
I've got...

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Mr. Charles Dickens'
  Plots always thickened...

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A waning moon hangs
under an obsidian sky
as I walk through a 
the dark scrub  forest
past stumps of giants
felled long ago.

The river‘s low 
few salmon in the pools
and none flounder
on the gravel banks. 
Eagles and ravens 
are not to be seen
though the signs say 
bears...

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Love of Slim At Kempsey
By
Kevin L Fairbrother
The music of Slim Dusty and his bush verse
Played night and day at the Kempsey Muster
A crowd of country music fans in their hundreds
Enjoyed the Slim Dusty memorial weekend

The singers gave justice to Slims songs
Many were well known country...

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slar, slar, see you later, Danny P, you are a masterbator.

Slar bucks, is all i can say, i need a kebab, every single day.

The turbs is gone, they towed it away, it had so much rust, they crushed it 2day.

We had bare jokes, in that...

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I am confused 
distant things 
are within reach!
But
when grabbed 
speaking or being stone silent
they will say to me:

We just look like distant things
But we are only their shades
If you want the real ones 
You must

forget about easy




10.06.2016...

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just saw myself in the mirror 
after feasting a box of pizza
cannot stand the sight of horror
and realized 'twas a bad idea

the main goal is to get lean
have my ass busy and active
but i'm lazy af to go clean
i guess its fate to get massive

got...

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Once there was a man called Rumpelstiltskin
Whose diet was slim so he was quite thin
Then one sad day
His legs gave way
He lost his stilts and became rumpled skin....

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