Slim and None

I knew a man who had no fun.
He tried and tried but never won.
His life was in a rut.
His wife had a big butt. / He din't know why or what. *
This poor guys odds were slim and none.


* Seems some thought the butt line was a bit Cr-ass. So. :) lol
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Guzzi Avatar
January 25, 2015 at 7:39 PM
Oh I thought men loved big butts? Light & love
Dietrich Avatar
November 13, 2014 at 9:16 PM
hahaha, your limerick again, and also what you said about kimchi. You are very clever!
Horne Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 10:19 AM
lol, loved this one too, especially the wife's butt line : )
Squyres Avatar
October 25, 2014 at 8:05 AM
Funny stuff here !!! lol Thanks for the laughs this am...
Dietrich Avatar
October 23, 2014 at 8:03 PM
hahaha. loved the line about his wife.
Fraser Avatar
October 23, 2014 at 5:57 PM
A big end to this Limerick Robert, James :)
Lamoureux Avatar
October 23, 2014 at 4:39 PM
Some fellas like a larger posterior. Viva la differance!
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