Best Slapped Poems
Below are the all-time best Slapped poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of slapped poems written by PoetrySoup members
Grading On the CurveI’ve been told, I deserve so much,
for the work I've done, for the lives I touch.
I would like to say, my dear friend,
what I deserve,...
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Categories:
slapped, inspirational, jesus, life,
Form:
Rhyme
He and Me
They whipped Him
And stripped Him
They tried Him
Crucified Him
They nailed Him
Strength failed Him
They mocked Him
Hurt rocked Him
God forsook Him
Pain shook Him
They hit Him
Spit on Him
They pierced...
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Categories:
slapped, jesus, me, relationship,
Form:
Rhyme
My MomMy mother was your average country mom
She wasn't gorgeous. Some might call her "plain"
But had the patience to diffuse a bomb
Her eyes grew narrow, when...
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Categories:
slapped, appreciation, mom, mothers day,
Form:
Sonnet
Flood Warning Collaboration - Inspired By ContestI crossed my legs but there was a flood
Blushing red I hope folks understood
But my waters had burst
And the baby's my first
Guess I'm ready to...
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Categories:
slapped, birth, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Whore and the Sea Part 1The moon was neither full, nor was it not
She shone down radiant lighting the misty ole night
The waves lapped the shore
As a gentle breeze streaked...
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Categories:
slapped, allegory, angel, french, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
A Box of TruthI bought a box of truth from a peddler down the street,
even though he told me its veracity might sting.
I handed him a stack of...
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Categories:
slapped, allegory,
Form:
Terzanelle
Blind Date - Now a CollaborationMy bestie blind dated big Humpty
His hairstyle resembled Don Trumpty
He was constantly rude
Foul mouthed and so crude
No wonder she soon ditched the numpty!
10/15/18
Your bestie's blind...
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Categories:
slapped, best friend, humorous, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
How Sad Man BadA once pretty, teenage girl, heavily pregnant
Stood in the rain,
Her clothes torn, her eyes red, her ankles
Swollen, she was in pain.
She often stood on the...
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Categories:
slapped, sad,
Form:
Free verse
God Bless the UsaI smoked a pack of Marlboros
Every day, left butts smoldering
In dirty, smelly ashtrays
The nicotine addiction compelled
Me to quit… yet, I did not
I smoked...
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Categories:
slapped, addiction, satire, usa,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
I Kissed Another Girl(This is a fictional poem)
When I kissed another girl, word got back to you.
You slapped my face and told me that we're through.
Most kisses taste...
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Categories:
slapped, angst, loss, love, woman,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
The Mermaid and the MoonShe climbed the liquid staircase
just to gaze at gleaming stars;
all she wanted was a wee one
to light up her fair boudoir.
A thousand times she spied...
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Categories:
slapped, imagination, love, moon, sea,
Form:
Narrative
Confessions of a Henpecked Man
Do you dare to hear this story,
listen to the rant of a cuckold tale
This story will give you nightmares
if your masculinity has begun to fail
Despondent...
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Categories:
slapped, abuse, marriage, perspective, satire,
Form:
Verse
PinchedI pinched my coworker on St. Patrick's day for not wearing green.
I thought it was funny but she thought it was obscene.
She charged me with...
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Categories:
slapped, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
'dear Prudence'Hell breaks loose through the trusting door
Whining its splintering, wooden hinges
Claws wrapping onto the arches beyond
Gnarled feet pressed on the threshold
Lower limbs jingling with sparky...
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Categories:
slapped, angst, dark, judgement, life,
Form:
Free verse
Shut Up It Is a SecretThis was accidentally written as a comment to my buddy, Line.
Yes, THAT Line.
The famous Line.
The one who wins all the contests, and
we all love...
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Categories:
slapped, 9th grade, family, fantasy,
Form:
Free verse