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My bestie blind dated big Humpty His hairstyle resembled Don Trumpty He was constantly rude Foul mouthed and so crude No wonder she soon ditched the numpty! 10/15/18 Your bestie's blind date was a weird one An hour of boredom and she was done When she said goodnight He put up a fight So she slapped him with a hot cross bun WRITTEN BY LIN LANE Now after the date she felt thinner, And so far from being a winner, Realizing that bun, Her date it did stun, Was meant to be her Sunday dinner WRITTEN BY CHRIS GREEN She suddenly turns very pale He’s torpid, then spurts like a whale That hard blow on his head Could have rendered him dead She’s lucky she’s not facing jail! WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON She stood there her foot it was tapping, Her unconscious date appeared napping, When somebody called, Her date’s car had stalled, Then who was this guy she’d been slapping WRITTEN BY CHRIS GREEN My blind date, he could not speak English, And so I attempted some “Spanglish”, It didn’t go well, This much I could tell, That’s why at 50 he’s still Singlish WRITTEN BY CAROLYN DEVONSHIRE She didn't care if he was multilingual And walked away, saying she'd rather mingle He growled like a bear And started to swear She laughed and said, "Now I see why you're single!" WRITTEN BY LIN LANE She hoped her blind date would make her tingle but instead he resembled kris Kringle she suddenly knew she would fake the flu and head to the town bar to mingle WRITTEN BY TANIA KITCHIN I heard your bestie can't see Thought check said the meal was free She strolled out the joint They started to point From the owner she had to flee WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH Her blind date a bit icky, And he looked rather sickly. During dinner she froze, Saw him picking his nose; Needed an excuse to bolt quickly! WRITTEN BY M.L. KISER I saw a sweet girl on a beach. She looked as tasty as a peach. I want to take her home. That way, she will not roam. But, she is not within my reach. WRITTEN BY ROBERT PETTIT I was tricked to go on a blind date Maybe I would meet my soulmate Boy was I totally wrong He wore a pink thong Left him with bill,didn't contemplate WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y The blind date was rugby mad Could scrum down with any lad Oh my, my gender is wrong Looks better in a thong Bigger boobs than me... the cad. WRITTEN BY SEREN ROBERTS She was hoping for Richard Gere Hopes fading as he appeared She ordered a drink Then gave him a wink And said not in a million years WRITTEN BY CHARLIE KNOWLTON IF YOU WANT TO JOIN IN THE FUN PLEASE SOUP MAIL ME YOUR POEM

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Date: 11/8/2018 2:03:00 PM
Hello Jan, oh this is good collaboration. I did enjoy it. Have a nice day my friend.
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Date: 10/27/2018 8:09:00 PM
Congratulations on Poem of The Week Jan. Fun collaboration by lots of terrific poets.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/28/2018 4:07:00 AM
Thanks Caren its such fun to see others join in with my silly ideas - we need more laughter in our lives! hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/27/2018 2:31:00 AM
Hi Jan, You all wrote a" fun" string of limericks. Darnit how do I miss out on the fun again. You know I love your limerick collabs. Congratulations to you all for getting the poem of the week. PS, the next time one gets started soup mail me and let me know, I've been busy at wrk and sometimes I miss things such as this:-) Alexis
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Date: 10/27/2018 3:44:00 AM
I just might do just that:-) Alexis
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Date: 10/27/2018 3:39:00 AM
You can still join in Alexis I'll add poems at any time!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/22/2018 6:50:00 PM
Congratulations Jan on POTW, glad to be part of the collaboration!
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Date: 10/22/2018 7:16:00 PM
I'm so delighted for everyone who took part and the honour is shared:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/22/2018 11:38:00 AM
Well done Jan and the team! Great to see a team effort - and a fun one - sitting proudly on the POTW podium!
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Date: 10/22/2018 11:41:00 AM
Thanks Nina, seems there were other comments but they have disappeared into the ether, feel free to add a limerick if you want to join in the fun!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/22/2018 9:20:00 AM
Hi Jan, dropping b by with my congratulations on this Poem Of The Week. I love when you all do these series of limericks. Well done to everyone. Well deserved POTW. Have a wonderful Monday. Hugs....Mike. XX
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Date: 10/22/2018 9:36:00 AM
Thanks Mike, i love it when one of my sillies turns into a collaboration, this one was down to Lin and I am so happy so many are sharing in the POTW honour:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/22/2018 5:13:00 AM
I left a comment on this yesterday and like Tom's it disappeared. Strange things happening in PS.
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Date: 10/22/2018 9:35:00 AM
It was a technical glitch - I am sure soup are working to try and rectify the problem. All the comments made and received yesterday are lost and I've just re-posted the poem I out on the site yesterday - got to feel for the 10 a dayers!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/21/2018 6:26:00 PM
my previous comment vanished Jan, sorry I missed this one, as you know Ive had a busy week. Congrats to you and the other soupers for POTW. Tom.
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Date: 10/22/2018 9:33:00 AM
Thanks Tom, all the comments that I received yesterday have gone, I appreciate you dropping back:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/16/2018 1:23:00 PM
Enjoying watching this series take off!
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Date: 10/22/2018 9:31:00 AM
Thanks Carolyn, we got awarded POTW:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/16/2018 11:19:00 AM
Thanks for adding mine Jan, I love these collaborations, they are so much fun!
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Date: 10/22/2018 9:31:00 AM
Thanks Tania, we got awarded POTW:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2018 7:43:00 PM
I heard your bestie can't see thought check said the meal was free she strolled out the joint they started to point from the owner she had to flee
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Date: 10/16/2018 7:57:00 AM
That's great thanks Tim, I'll post it:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2018 6:57:00 PM
Jan and everybody, Wow, these all all great and so fun, but I am so awful at limerick that I will leave it to the experts~
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Date: 10/16/2018 7:57:00 AM
Thanks for dropping by Constance:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/15/2018 5:05:00 PM
LOL I'll take the challenge. Soup mail coming to Chris...
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Date: 10/15/2018 5:06:00 PM
oh I can't wait to receive your poem Carolyn I know you are ace at the limerick form lol I'll add it on asap:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2018 12:56:00 PM
:)))
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Date: 10/15/2018 1:08:00 PM
Hope we made you smile Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2018 12:53:00 PM
I think I remember this date and being slapped with a pastry was no fun at all. : ) This was fun Jan.
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Date: 10/15/2018 1:07:00 PM
Thanks for joining in the fun Chris I do love it when one of my silly poems turns into a collaboration and then to see others writing such funny poems:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2018 12:52:00 PM
Ha ha at yours, Chris. Nice follow-up on the hot cross bun. I'm sure it was worth it to her to use it as a weapon.
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Date: 10/15/2018 1:06:00 PM
Thanks so much you two i hope others join in now:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/15/2018 12:55:00 PM
Thanks Lin, I just followed your lead. : )
Date: 10/15/2018 11:02:00 AM
Too bad you weren't there to give him some air …….Aloha! Rico
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Date: 10/15/2018 12:15:00 PM
lol I could have given him a blast of wind that would have got rid of him lol - the poem is going to turn into a collaboration - feel free to soup mail me a poem if you want to join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2018 10:47:00 AM
I had to "Fav" this one; great imagery in this Limerick.
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Date: 10/15/2018 12:13:00 PM
Thanks ML, it's going to turn into a collaboration so feel free to send me your thoughts and i'll add it to the poem:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/15/2018 10:33:00 AM
Your usual sense of humor rings true, along with your British slang. "Numpty" - a numbskull? Jan, your bestie needs help. Would you like to open this one up to find her better guys to date?
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/15/2018 3:31:00 PM
Chris has got the limerick bug now and I've responded lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Lin Lane
Date: 10/15/2018 12:53:00 PM
Once it's started it becomes addictive. They'll join in.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/15/2018 12:38:00 PM
I hope some others join in Lin its always fun when a collaboration forms:-) hugs jan xx
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Lin Lane
Date: 10/15/2018 12:32:00 PM
It's always an event to write with you. ;-)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/15/2018 12:00:00 PM
The definition of numpty is a 'stupid or ineffectual person' Got this silly idea and the poem was written in about a minute. I would love it to turn into a collaboration, send me your ideas and I'll add on the poem. i have a feeling you've already got an idea in mind lol:-) thanks for all your support and encouragement and help in my poetic journey and your friendship which I treasure:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2018 9:42:00 AM
So glad she dumptied him Jan, Smart girl xxoo Happy Monday!!
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Date: 10/15/2018 12:20:00 PM
I've been asked to turn it into a collaboration - feel free to soup mail me your poem if you want to join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/15/2018 11:56:00 AM
Thankfully it's just a fiction poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2018 9:37:00 AM
Giggles GALORE ;)) xomo!
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Date: 10/15/2018 12:20:00 PM
I've been asked to turn it into a collaboration - feel free to soup mail me your poem if you want to join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/15/2018 11:54:00 AM
Thanks Mo:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2018 9:01:00 AM
Jan , so hilarious. Again, one of your great limericks. Warm wishes~Warren
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Date: 10/15/2018 12:20:00 PM
I've been asked to turn it into a collaboration - feel free to soup mail me your poem if you want to join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/15/2018 11:53:00 AM
Thanks Warren I get these silly ideas and it takes about a minute to put them into limerick form. I often wake with a complete rhyme in my head!:-) hugs Jan xx