Pinched
I pinched my coworker on St. Patrick's day for not wearing green.
I thought it was funny but she thought it was obscene.
She charged me with sexual harassment and assault and battery.
When the cops slapped the cuffs on, I realized that it wasn't funny.
I tried to run from the cops and they used tear gas.
Then they pulled out their sticks and they beat my ***.
I no longer pinch people on St. Patrick's day even though it's fun.
If you pinch somebody and they call the cops, you had better run.
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