Best Shenanigans Poems
Pumpkin Patch Shenanigans
Pumpkin Patch Shenanigans
Puff white cotton candy, royal blue sky
Autumns breathe over a breadth of meadow lie
Tillage field vines pumpkins that catch a bird’s-eye
Grandpa and black bird grand-kids are back in a flyby
Causing havoc with their big pumpkin patch shenanigans
Fearless Scarecrow having an epic heyday and merry-go-round in the congregation
Stands terrifying and saying...
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Categories:
shenanigans, bird, fun, scary,
Form:
Rhyme
Shenanigans
There was an old lawyer named Ruth
Who didn't mind bending the truth.
No scoundrel too bad,
If money he had.
He'd have pled self defense for Wilkes Booth.
For Carolyn's
lawyer limerick Tied for no. 1...
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Categories:
shenanigans, funny
Form:
Limerick
Black Friday - More Holiday Shenanigans
~Black Friday~
With the turkey out of the way
It's time to do some shop and save
Black Friday...here we go again
I am up at three o'clock
So I'll be at the door on the dot
Shopping like a mad whirlwind
Pulling up to Walmart
Grab myself a fresh shopping cart
For when the doors open up at five
Like a horse out of...
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Categories:
shenanigans, funny, holiday, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Shenanigans
A clatter in the backyard
quickly got my attention.
Curious to see what was happening
I rushed to look out my patio door
and saw a scurry of noisy squirrels.
I'd hung a new bird feeder,
tauntingly, just out of reach,
and they were not having any of it.
Amused by their hijinks shenanigans,
I sat in a chair and began to watch.
Failing to...
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Categories:
shenanigans, animal, funny, how i
Form:
Verse
Treasured Untold Shenanigans of Santa, His Elves and Reindeer
only by a fluke did I manage
to worm winning trust
among Christmas elves and reindeer
confident this generic guy,
would never breach scandalous
tidbits, into a an underground impregnable
air-raid shelter, the motley crue
...
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Categories:
shenanigans, christmas, holiday, humor, myth,
Form:
Light Verse
Summer Shenanigans
Summer Shenanigans
Pickpocket poor boy
summer days working the crowds
not that poor right now
05/21/16...
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Categories:
shenanigans, money, summer, work,
Form:
Senryu
Footle - Late Night Shenanigans
Late Night Shenanigans
Tattoo
Undo
Let's Keep Footling Around - Poetry Contest
19 Aug 2014...
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Categories:
shenanigans, art,
Form:
Footle
Shenanigans
Sitting on a hill with the sun in our eyes,
Blinded by the light, but no one really minds.
Enveloped in music,
Caressed by the grass,
Dreaming of our futures,
Reminiscing in our past.
One kid saw a cloud shift into a dog,
As we lay out on our backs,
A pink sky fades to black.
The fire spits a shower of ash,
But it...
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Categories:
shenanigans, dedication, epicfire, fire,
Form:
End of Alphabet Shenanigans
here becomes there if one adds a T
and where when one adds a W
and zher, which is ‘here’ in Mandarin
if one removes an E and adds a Z
which rhymes with V
though some pronounce it Zed
which rhymes with Ted
which brings us back to T
almost nothing rhymes with W
but I really want to do...
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Categories:
shenanigans, love, lust, magic,
Form:
Rhyme
Mine Deplorable Shenanigans Trumped
I don got nothing but terrible
reviews bruited about
dip pressing field day
me (Lothario wannabe)
trumpeted execrable lout,
a garden variety baby
boomer father without doubt,
his own shameful paternal
shenanigans cavalierly he did flout
dwarfed teapot dome scandal,
thus one look no further,
or send out a scout
herewith infractions distilled,
though personally, I strongly advise
ye to go trout
fishing in America,
with a master bait
tour and/or...
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Categories:
shenanigans, adventure, betrayal, crush, father,
Form:
Free verse
Shenanigans
Shenanigans
A friend’s best laughter!
Shenanigans and tricks
End monotony.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
1/ 5/ 2008...
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Categories:
shenanigans, friendship
Form:
Haiku
Tofurkey- Holiday Shenanigans
After all these many carnivore years
You can call it guilt or you can call it fear
I've made up my mind to decide
I'm going vegan this November time
So I broke down hard and read some books
Heard some tapes on what it took
From veggies steamed to veggies raw
From beans of green to yellow squash
As my nightly dreams...
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Categories:
shenanigans, holiday, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Political Shenanigans
Political Shenanigans
By Franklin Price
11/2/2015
Political shenanigans
Will finger pointing ever end
Not until the one who's pointing
Has no reason to defend
Whether verbally or visually
If finger pointing comes your way
It's either profit or distraction
That they hope will make their day
The candidates and media
Self-absorbed and ego pent
Whatever suits their fancy
However twisted and/or bent
Nothing is protected
Whether it was done or...
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Categories:
shenanigans, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Richman Shenanigans
How is it my fault that I took a leap of faith
Like any naive girl in townships looking for good life
I mixed with wrong people who promised me soft life in Dubai
Excitement journeyed my mind to things I can buy
Little did I know I was sold a lie
Girls are labeled slay queens to...
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Categories:
shenanigans, anxiety,
Form:
Shenanigans
1 2 3 we go,
they said I've got some ego
so we went to Shiloh
to in porous prayer wallow
priest then took me to an hollow
he said I must purge my sorrow
and then forgiveness to borrow
that again I can be made whole
After all the shenanigans, he sat me down
he said what we were about to do would...
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Categories:
shenanigans, rap,
Form:
Lyric