Shenanigans and Poppycock

Shenanigans and poppycock -
         the wild wood with unrest.
Will amazon deliver the chest

of acorns and walnuts before Winter sets?
On their “I” phones, those with bushy tails
don’t want to work            for nibbles. Kips,

after a long, long, long day of texting,
waiting, shopping.    Others hoard or steal
those treasure troves from every tree.

        Collectibles, particularly nasty -
why would a little squirrel want a Barbie,
when a grownup can buy out and store
each box, in perfect shape,    for a decade?

“Play with your phone, little kitten.”
Shenanigans and poppycock,
finger-licking goodness of ‘rents,
loving the kits    with abominable gifts.

11/15/2022
Contest: THE CRAP SHOOT #2
Sponsor: John Lawless
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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November 16, 2022 at 1:06 AM
A rumble of funny poetry. So enjoyable. Hugs.
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