Best Scare Off Poems

I saw them a few weeks ago. My wife called me, something urgent,
so I left the computer and went to see what excited her.

Three deer,...

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If only I could be five once more
With all the knowledge en wisdoms from distant shores
Oh what a time I would have
At only five, I...

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Summer spring bright colors, smells, flowers blooming welcome feast
Amongst these bees so irresistibly attracted to sugary nectar 
A thought occurs to me, to see these...

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I retired a couple years ago
and decided to take a gardening class
because otherwise I probably would starve
even with food stamps,
given my retirement plan
was mainly to...

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I heard tell some folks think cowboys built the West.
The only thing I know for sure is I always did my best
to give a man...

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A hunter was out one day just for the exercise and fun, not looking to kill anything. He had a reputation as an excellent hunter....

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Hail-fellow-well-met had hair of the dogs
                   ...

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Scarecrow

You'll find me 
in paddy fields and gardens;
even on front porches. 
I'm a decoy, as lonely as can be. 
I look frozen in time, 
mimicking...

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Product of Dave the Brave

Product of Peace
Product of Poverty
Product of Happy
Product of Charity 
P-Product of crazy...weightless envy...bipolar blues...etc. etc.

Product of selfish ambition ...
A shameful sin...

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GROUPER    GROPER

My god is this ocean getting crowded or what?
Time was I could swim here for days and spot
Not   even...

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I look up at the sky
The moon ,it's on its way up
There is something that makes me hiccup

Hiccup with fear
That something is very,very near

Werewolves ,zombies
It...

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My Marigolds stink
yes, you heard me,
if I accidentally touch them
they smell like skunk pee.

I can't stand being near them
'cause they stink so darn bad,
these are...

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Often times when we glance at the mirror
Staring through its lens in powdered face.
We marvel, we wonder and ponder
Over the physical flesh.

O! Do you sometimes...

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Your grandfather wants to apologize
not just for voting for Donald Trump,
but also for praying he would continue in Presidential Office
with YHWH's fertile blessings
of sacred ChristCentered...

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under the cloud
when the rain and their smoke living
chance love surronderity behind 
any life... any stories to take hiring 
at the grand canyon 
summer night...

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