Grouper Groper

GROUPER GROPER My god is this ocean getting crowded or what? Time was I could swim here for days and spot Not even another Goliath Grouper Now I can’t even see - it’s like fog - a pea-souper Because of all these pesky tiny fish. Do they have no homes to go to? I wish ! It’s me or them - so I’ll have to attack I might get a few but it won’t scare off the whole pack. But oh oh, who’s this guy I see with the camera? Looks like some semi-aquatic chimera Man he’s sexy - check those flippers - woweee! And the single big glassy eye - Oh god, he reminds me of me! Think I’m falling in love. Better switch to my camera-smile. This down-frown mouth probably ain’t his style. He’s no Grouper - but he’s the best I’ve seen in a while , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Written for Carolyn Devonshire's Contest "Attack!"