Best Roy Poems
Below are the all-time best Roy poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of roy poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Male Menopause - Please Feel Free To Join In the CollaborationTed’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -
It’s the male menopause...
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Categories:
roy, age, body, humorous, men,
Form:
Limerick
When the Urge Strikes - For JanJill was out on a leisurely stroll
When she suddenly needed to go
Her thighs she tightly squeezed
And headed for the trees
But tripped and fell, pants now...
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Categories:
roy, funny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The TeetotalerIn Ordinary Cups
The blades of winter grind into the ice
like blood on a bitten lip
two lovers spin and twirl
The days pass from teacup to teacup
in...
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Categories:
roy, memory,
Form:
Terzanelle
I Love Horses: A--ZI Love Horses: A--Z
A is for... Appaloosa. They have
blankets on their rumps.
B is for...Belgian. They work
hard and can pull up stumps.
C...
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Categories:
roy,
Form:
Couplet
I Do Have the BallsI wish I had the balls to tell them how I really felt
Hey, wait a minute...I do, I'm a man, it's what I've been dealt...
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Categories:
roy, friendship,
Form:
Rhyme
Kindness Is My Magic
"Accept yourself, love yourself, and keep
moving forward. If you want to fly you
have to give up what weighs you down."
...
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Categories:
roy, how i feel,
Form:
Sonnet
Spoonerism Poetry: She's Too TittyShe’s too titty to be a preacher.
She can’t even bead a rook.
A rental deceptionist? Maybe.
At my teeth she once look a took.
As a wean...
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Categories:
roy, parody, word play,
Form:
Quatrain
Looking DownIf wealth is now your blessing,
what then was the prayer?
Avarice, its goal possessing,
yet in penury, despair.
I see them often in the store
eyes ahead, regard for...
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Categories:
roy, poverty,
Form:
Quatrain
The Carcass
The shell remains
picked clean by hungry vultures
ravenous with greed.
Gouged-out eyes
now bare hollow sockets
vacant in their stare.
Morsels of choice parts
deftly stripped or torn away—
and gutted...
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Categories:
roy, imagery, urban,
Form:
Free verse
Vodge DiperThe day started badly as I had a bat flattery on my vodge diper
It was roaring with pain when I arrived at the par cark...
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Categories:
roy, car, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
DustThere once was a housewife named Claire
Who shook out her mop in the air
The dust whirled like stars
The Earth, Moon, and Mars-
Who’s shaking a dust...
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Categories:
roy, humor, metaphor,
Form:
Limerick
The Makeover - Still Weeping
Still Weeping
Original poem - Verse - June 8, 2013
Many came with flowers,
rainbows of roses and lilies,
solemn people came and went.
And then it was quiet,
the white...
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Categories:
roy, death, family,
Form:
Sonnet
My Old Black and WhiteWhat I’d give to wake in the morning and hear those church bells ring
To turn on my old black and white and hear Gene Autry...
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Categories:
roy, nostalgiaold, friend, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Rocket Man - Now a CollaborationRon Dump says he’ll destroy North Korea
With finger poised, we have so much to fear
He’s a power mad glutton
With his hand on the button
Will the...
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Categories:
roy, conflict, humorous, political, world,
Form:
Limerick
Thar Blows Maria: Collaboration With New AdditionsToo many hurricanes are causing havoc this season. We might as well have a limerick collaboration about them since they seem to be in...
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Categories:
roy, storm,
Form:
Limerick