Pinch Bandits Roy

OF ROY AND PINCH BANDITS Claims Roy one day to have been approached by an angel of GOD alleges the said angel brought him news news that he would pass to glory complete with day and time... Come the day... Roy arranges meeting with cece.. .. his beloved siz.. Roy unable to confess..to cece.. the truth.. bout his departure ROY goes to university next.. bids friends goodbye... Roy goes to a stall buys daughter five tuna fish cans.. a parting gift from a loving ROY... Roy boards shuttle.. Roy sits next to lovely.. very lovely ladies.... Roy never one to let a pretty girl escape untalked... says hello girl snobs ROY.. Roy knows his end is near decides to say last prayers.. asks GOD to send someone .. to deliver the tuna to daughter..and his love regards ROY is snatched sudden by deep sleep.. waves and waves of it.. ROY surrenders.. zones out.. awoken by a sharp mosquito bite.. ..or is it butterfly.. looks everywhere.. lovely girl gives him a weird look.. shuttle conductor gives him a weirder look.. waves and waves of sleep swallow ROY.. Awoken by sharp bites.. many of them.... wakes.. now every ones.. giving sweet Roy.. very weird looks.. Swallowed by waves again.. bites starts... ROY keeps eyes closed.. twitching.. half asleep half awake.. distance laughs more bites and more bites..twitching.. shuttle has reached.. ROY surprised he.. he still lives.. ROY tries to alight... legs give way under him.. steadies himself then walks home.. ROY arrived home minus three cans of tuna.. with huge bumps to prove them biting... after relating to us the story.. every ones burst... with stitches of laugh.. teasing ROY to death..OH... hes just met the famous pinch bandits... Oh oh oh.. the pinch bandits pretty girls they are they way lay celebrities who are too exhausted to open their eyes.. pinch them pinch them and again pinch mm.. and ROY day was finally come..home Lewis K Nyaga 0239 eastafrican maritime