Best Rocket Scientist Poems

Honey it's probaly not best befor I have
a drink.
To look deep in my eyes and ask what 
I think.

Cause Im  far from a romantic...

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I started to read at the age of three
and know all the winners on Jeopardy
have posters of Einstein all over my walls
the theory of relativity...

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The Secret Life of Jessica Rabbit

I’m really not as bad as I appear
Can’t help it if my looks arouse your lust
Inside I’m like a nun...

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She wanted a great big brand new house, among brand new other things,
and just to marry and be my spouse, she wanted great big diamond...

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I.
You hear the most vile garbage
come from young people’s mouths these days,
that America is evil,
it does not deserve to be saved.
The fact they’re not shot...

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God created all things there’s no place in Christian thought about evolution.
If you believe in the Holy Bible “The Word” our Savior Jesus Christ sees...

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Autumnal hint faintly tinges air 
finding this mortal 
     bewitched by blare 
ring refulgent radiance, 

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The rocket scientist looked in dismay as the rocket lay in a smolderin' heap!

'Twas fired t'ward Mars but was not to be - 'twas enow'...

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If I had the choice to start over again
What would I rather have been
A rocket scientist, a famous writer
Or a stand-up like Norma Jean!

Must've been...

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graduated cum laude 
with a PhD in madness,
practitioner of your
  own philosophy as
    the harbinger of doom,
tales of darkness where
the deck...

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came back from the stars
to find a golden ring
left abandoned on his desk -
today even the
rocket scientist is stumped...

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I watch the news,
I scratch my head,
at all the mess,
my mind is fed.

Nothing good,
only bad, bad, bad,
seems the scoop,
depends on sad.

Money is greater,
than honor or...

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I'm no rocket scientist
but found out today,
its been 47 years ago
the 3 amigos went away,
supposedly landing in
their lunar module
aka Apollo 11,
getting close as they could
almost...

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During the second century, there were many Christians who were tortured and put to death for being Christian. There was one named Sanctus* who, when...

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