They Won'T Work and You Can'T Fire 'Em

The rocket scientist looked in dismay as the rocket lay in a smolderin' heap! 'Twas fired t'ward Mars but was not to be - 'twas enow' to make a man weep! As he skulked back to his office to figger out what went wrong, A thought rattled thro' his skull settin' off a clangin' gong! "The consarned thing is like some guv'mint workers I know!" he uttered! "They won't work and you can't fire 'em!" under his breath he muttered! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (c) All Rights Reserved