Best Rename Poems

the owners decided to rename the honeymoon suites hotel
after so many marriages got off to a terrible start
two of the brides had died in their sleep the first night
the ghost of this place is howling as I type this, I know.

six grooms have jumped off...

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We should rename America and call it Exxon.
Salute their new flag at the rise of dawn.
To ten of our highest ranking officials, Exxon is their top contributor. 
So do you really think that they will look for another oil distributor?

Have you looked at our banking...

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Earth
The only planet
Not named after a Greek God or Goddess

Is it too late for a re-naming?
Or do others care?

Being an air sign,
Earth seems rather dull to me

A dud of a name
I wish Mercury had not already been taken...

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