Slammed Slam

You say Trim Shady come out and play but Shady aint around no not today that alter ego went away away to stay I'm crazy maybe taking on a lady but here now so hip hip lets slay. Now Brenda remember you're just a tender member of the opposite gender a ghetto gangsta pretender that I can slam and mash and rename Blenda and then drink to remain Trim and slender you'd think I'd stop the slander but you created a demand for banter and I'm a year round Santa present with presents that when I present generate laughter like America flying your Tard Spangled Banner with your hand on your heart your anthem is British and your flag looks like childrens art. And though we're a pond apart you will only ever be as lethal as a leaf in free fall leaving a tree that is leaning deceased and peaceful. There's a horrendous fungal flap with a flammable feaces in all your pieces it never ceases while my skill only increases you smell like cheeses off one of Jesus's pizzas a pizza that's old, Jesus does that have to be told you asked and I came and beat ya burned and lol'd at ya, you wanted to play, well hip hip hooray, I played today!