Best Psychics Poems

NOTE:  This is the 2nd THIRD of a funny 3-part piece. No other way to post it due to file size limitations. It's a...

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Here's the scoop, friends...
   This is, as indicated, the 1st THIRD of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd and 3rd parts had to...

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~I don't need, In case you haven't heard~

I don't need to strip for no crown, unless you desire large breast
Casarah, there's no need to be...

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Come on artists
lets play a game
its all different to me and i want you to see how i am different
and let me shine as you...

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What happens when we die? I really want to know!
I’m getting up in age and am ready for the show!

Religious fundamentalists say things won’t be...

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Years slip by
   and the world continues to turn
   changing and progressing
   or regressing.
Retrograde evolving
   skipping thru...

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March 1985.
The God-voice had been yelling at me to go to the library since I got the third child bathed and in bed,
And I had...

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Enough is enough of this seriousness
Back to the sillies where I belong
Here's something to ponder, my friends
Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long

I don't usually...

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First letter and first vowel is the A.
Not only does the A begin my name,
it also ends my name in the same way.
Creative A am...

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Who thought the decoy would lead the king and the queen to safety
And would you go crazy to save your world?
Who’s leading the psychics and...

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Journeys

My journeys, my adventures through time
have come to you on the wings of many a rhyme.

There are delightful blisses, heart breaking sorrows,
from the past, in...

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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
Definitely a sales pitch, the stain is very large
Remember half the people you know are below...

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Did you see squares all over the page?
stars of E.S.P?
wavy lines?
blue circles?
Can we add it  with a plus sign
come a cross something few will...

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SHOOTING DOPE WITH PUDDLE WATER
I was walking through puddles of oatmeal
As other folks drove behind a steering wheel
I was stuck in a park putrefied by...

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Here'a giggle are you ready for this
Better sit down I'd say
Why do psychics ask you your name
Maybe it's a game they play

Gotta tell ya, gonna...

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