You know you have a small apartment
When Kellogg's Coco Pops echo
Maybe our world is another planet's hell
Sure wouldn't surprise me to know
Why do psychics have to ask you your name
Going to live forever... so far so good
I adore you more than beans and rice
If I could love you more I would
They say, hard work pays off in the future
I say, laziness pays off now
Some sage advice, never ever stand close
To the back end of a cow
All those who believe in psycho kinesis
Will you please raise my hand
People usually wind up in a prone position
While involved in a one night stand
What happens if you get scared to death twice
What do sheep count to help them sleep
Ever wonder why all blackboards are green
Do birds shake wings when they greet
Categories:
psychics, fun,
Form: Rhyme
I see your aura
And I see yours I say
Competing psychics
You are surrounded by pink
I see green I say
Your animal is a wolf
And yours also, I reply
This was fun she says
The cost is only sixty
You want me to pay?
Yes I am psychic she says
We are all psychic
I thought this was a session
Conversation between friends?
Categories:
psychics, spiritual,
Form: Choka
TV Psychics
By: Tom
2-2-2020
Television psychics want our money to prognosticate,
when only God sees the future and determines our fate.
If we think some psychic can tell our future from afar,
it shows little intelligence and just how gullible we are.
Categories:
psychics, future, god,
Form: Rhyme
They want you to know at all costs
if and when you will have sunshine or frost
psychic farmers
overall charmers
Farmers Almanac wrote in their haylofts.
11-16-17
Categories:
psychics, humor, weather,
Form: Limerick
The Truth About Psychics
By Elton Camp
How can people be so easy to deceive
That in “psychics” they will believe?
And somehow even fail to understand
Studies show trickery or sleight of hand
The Amazing Randi is one I much admire
For he sets the charlatans’ coat tails on fire
Hitler was a good example of a believer
But he found astrology to be a deceiver
Nostradamus’ rhymes are just silly stuff
Work only because they’re vague enough
If many general predictions I should make
The right is remembered, but not the mistake
It’s easy and I will right now show the way
Within a year there’ll be a bombing , I say
And an important person will be assassinated
The truth of these, in the news will be related
If I am proven correct in this little rhyme,
Gullible will say, “He knew ahead of time.”
But if my prophecy should happen to fail,
None will recall my quackery so they can rail
Categories:
psychics, visionary, truth,
Form: Rhyme