Best Pissing Poems

the ocean's my play ground
and pretty days there I be found
I come from the land of pirates and drug runners
but now days I thinks fishin is funner

6 days off shore, my vision a tunnel
while all me mates puke on the gunnel
I cackle and gives the...

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~ Pissing Off The Gods~

A Poem by Debbie_Philly 

I wrote this while in allot of pain

I must have messed up this time
maybe I pissed off the Gods too
many times with promises of
devotion , maybe I'm not what
they want.
 
Defective,Diseased,Unsightly
 
I went into the box and...

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People will swim murky oceans
with man eating behemoths
free climb sheer rock faces in gale force winds
dive headfirst off a cliff into a windy abyss
wearing nothing but plastic wings,
don't we all cherish the daredevil that teases death!
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Pissing contests
And me over the
Brink of 40
Now mending
The mistakes
I’ve made...

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