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Highly Intelligent Gluteus Maximus

The student sits in third row last chair His foolish words of attention are blurted everywhere He understands not the value of listening For he seeks laughs and howls for the teacher’s off>< pissing Until finally the day of teacher student conflict The teacher enquires of the student’s gimmicks Young man confronting the joker for all to hear Your gall for the learned compliance suitable for classroom learning Indicates your true ability of one of extremely asinine qualities I must admit as all the students are listening here You are the greatest highly intelligent gluteus Maximus I ever did hear

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 5/3/2014 10:19:00 PM
Enjoyed,
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Date: 4/26/2014 8:46:00 AM
a "highly intelligent gluteus Maximus" is a smart ass- just in case you didn't get the pun.
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Date: 4/25/2014 11:18:00 AM
I work in a school oh how I can relate to this write! How i wish some of the parents could see their kids in action in the classroom. Hugs Jan x You might enjoy my poem 'the usual suspects'
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