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Best Pincher Poems

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Penny Pincher
I am a poor girl
I do not earn much
I am tight spending
Nothing comes easy
So I waste nothing

Pennies I pick
From off the street
Cares not who sees
It...

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Categories: pincher, family, funny,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse



Penny Pincher
Being a gentleman farmer, should be wiser
selecting the correct type of fertiliser,
perhaps request information from adviser
would sure need to be free, because I'm a miser,
won't...

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© Roy Pett  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pincher, money,
Form: Monorhyme
Comedic Penny Pincher
Comedic Penny Pincher

Jack Benny’s
Comedic persona was to pinch pennies.
Every week he would lead his merry band
And Rochester would always get the upper hand....

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Categories: pincher, celebrity, friendship, tribute, vanity,
Form: Clerihew
Penny Pincher
Penny Pincher, that incurable shrew
Wished life made more "cents"
And dollars grew on trees too
So she saves all her pence
And makes hoove stew
"If I can make...

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Categories: pincher, humorous, money,
Form: Rhyme
Penny Pincher
If discovering
While exploring
Take the chance
To fill empty pockets
Walk to it and
Stoop down to
Place it between
Forefinger and thumb...

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Categories: pincher, business, education, life, on
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Pretty Patty
Pretty Patty was a penny pincher of the worst kind
She saved every single cent that she could find
She carefully cut out coupons ,counting every one
A...

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Categories: pincher, care, feelings, inspirational,
Form: Alliteration
A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem
A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem

I think that you might never see
A poem as weird as this might be
For I’ll use luscious words
That otherwise might sound absurd
This...

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Categories: pincher, on writing and words,
Form: Rhyme
I Passed Away Last Weekend
Well, here I am.
I never expected it to happen this soon,
but I passed away last weekend.

Stupid horse,
I told them I didn't like horses,
too much power...

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Categories: pincher, death, funeral, horse, humor,
Form: Free verse
The Homeless Artist
Penny pincher,
Sleeps on the edge of time,
Dreams of ancient civilisations,
How old is he,
How old is he,
He thought someone in the modern world loved him the...

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Categories: pincher, allegoryold, old,
Form: I do not know?
My Mind On My Money
I got my mind on my money and money on my mind/
Cat scan if you like you'll tell I ain't lying/
Verse One
Money is all I...

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Categories: pincher, character, guitar, how i
Form: Lyric
Lekker Shaker
Ha, is Life a joy killer?
A sore loser? A penny pincher?
A dream wrecker? A home breaker?
Or is it a wisecracker? A joker?
A safe cracker? A...

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Categories: pincher, life,
Form: Monorhyme
Who Was It
Who was it?

Who was it sacked the fifteen thousand,
Who enjoys the sacking, he just smiles
Who has the public informing on public servants,
On who went to...

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Categories: pincher, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Tattoos At Walmart
Tattoos at Wal-Mart

Went to Wal-Mart and we were spell-bound
By all the people you would see around
With their tattoos having skin mutilated
And to go back again...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pincher, humorous, sick,
Form: Couplet
Beijing Guest List
Anida Mann & Baron Ready
April Showers & Wade Rivers
Bertha Saylor & Abel Crews
Bunny Bunns & Wilt Dailey
Burl E Pecker & Phyllis Upman
Candy Cane & Hedon...

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Categories: pincher, word play,
Form: List
Premium Member Crab Brigade
crickle crackle stamp stamp stamp
tiny corpulent marchers track up the sand
crickle crackle wow wow wow
I stand back, watching them come
pincher alert...

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Categories: pincher, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Free verse

Book: Shattered Sighs