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Pincher Poems - Poems about Pincher


Premium Member Barney my pet pincher Bug
My pet is a pincher bug Called earwig said cousin Doug Takes little room, lies on my mug I click photo, he looks quite smug He can really dance and cut a rug I love Barney Bee my pincher bug...

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Categories: pincher, women,
Form: Monorhyme
Penny Pincher
Being a gentleman farmer, should be wiser selecting the correct type of fertiliser, perhaps request information from adviser would sure need to be free, because I'm a miser, won't even spend money on an analyser, just a poor farmer paid less than supervisor, though some say I'm a cheater a womaniser, no time for that, busy as an organiser a good...

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Categories: pincher, money,
Form: Monorhyme



Comedic Penny Pincher
Comedic Penny Pincher Jack Benny’s Comedic persona was to pinch pennies. Every week he would lead his merry band And Rochester would always get the upper hand....

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Categories: pincher, celebrity, friendship, tribute, vanity,
Form: Clerihew
Penny Pincher
Penny Pincher, that incurable shrew Wished life made more "cents" And dollars grew on trees too So she saves all her pence And makes hoove stew "If I can make something of nothing, why so can you!" So she saved while I spent And gave everything up for Lent She asked me, "Are you not discontent? Spare you not the Lord his rent!" But I...

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Categories: pincher, humorous, money,
Form: Rhyme
Penny Pincher
I am a poor girl I do not earn much I am tight spending Nothing comes easy So I waste nothing Pennies I pick From off the street Cares not who sees It does add up My family They call me Penny pinch That’s fine They dine Here For Rhonda & Cyndi's Penny Pantoums...

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Categories: pincher, family, funny,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse



Penny Pincher
If discovering While exploring Take the chance To fill empty pockets Walk to it and Stoop down to Place it between Forefinger and thumb...

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Categories: pincher, business, education, life, on
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things