Best Piggy Poems

Save your money for a rainy day
  Where I grew up, that was the way

As I aged, my days filled with sunshine
  My piggy bank, no longer my shrine...

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   My piggy bank gets fed,
   At least once a week.
   I do what my Momma said.

   I push the coins in the top of his head.
   
   Momma said, " You should...

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Piggy please don't be sad.
I need the money really bad.
Got to pay my motor tax.
Get the government off my back.
You see I need to keep on track.
Bank will not give me a lend.
And I have no savings left to spend.
Now, close your eyes my little...

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candy, childhood, me, money, nostalgia, word play,

Jingle-jangle of the Piggy Bank Song ©


Oh for those sounds of jingle jangle tinkling notes
When an allowance of two dimes and a nickel
Was dropped in the belly of my bright pink piggy bank 
Through a slot placed for coins...

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Kermit and Ms. Piggy rendezvous 

Kermit hopped his way to Miss piggy's sty
in need of comfort, he wanted to do the sly
they shot the bull
and petted the wool
when time to fete, Kermit was short of pork pie

connie pachecho

4/16/17...

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Your love piggy bank.


I need you to breathe your love into me;
I want to take you deep within.
You are the one who understands how to make me feel like a man;
You give me strength, you offer wisdom 
And you have given me all you can.


So...

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When Kermit the Frog
Found love at his synagogue
It was unexpected
How instantly they connected

The lovely Miss Piggy
Posing right next to Twiggy
Strategically waving her doily
Batted her eyelashes coyly



Submitted on January 12, 2019 for contest CLERIHEW COUPLES FOR VALENTINE'S DAY sponsored by CAROLYN DEVONSHIRE...

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You're a little piggy
Thick and round and stout
Little curly tail
Little piggy snout.

Miggy you're my piggy
My pink flower bud
Always getting dirty
Rolling in the mud.

You're a pretty piggy
With a bow on top
Snorting in the pigsty
Gobble down the slop.

You're my Miggy-piggy
Loving as a pup
We will treat you nicely
Then...

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Three wild frolicking hairy unkempt hillbillies
Jettisoning off their wonderful new pet
Doing banshee yells and hog calls
Happily playing with their newest mate
Where is Piggy? They asked Mom.
Until sundown they looked for him.
Pretty soon they smelled sweet sauce.
Beside themselves with grief, ate barbeque....

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Miss piglet is at it again,
her blonde wigs, here we go,
her jealousy it always shows.

Her clothes are tight,
her lashes are glued, 
she loves to fight and throwing her shoes.

Her claim to fame was loving a frog,
he thought she was crazy,
and away he dodged.

She loved her...

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Piggy is as Piggy does
A spoiled rotten cat.
But still as lovable as the day is long
Was he a little brat!

Poor Mr. Piggy was starved for love,
Or at least that’s the way he acted.
Just be around him for a few minutes
You’ll automatically be attracted.

I remember a...

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Right hand:

This little piggy pressed on power
this little piggy clicked home
this little piggy clicked enter
this little piggy clicked K
and this little piggy pressed backspace all the way home


Left Hand:

This little piggy pressed on space bar
this little piggy scratched eye
this little piggy tapped away
this little piggy...

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Piggy in the Middle

It cant rain all the time
You cant sit out in the sun all day long
Better to be piggy in the middle
So you are able to look from both sides
Enjoy all of life's rides
In synch with her Tides...

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I have a piggy that belongs to me…
Actually ten, plus one you see…
 
One is out there everyday, working
 his feet off for you and me…

This little piggy of mine, starts 
his day early, well before 9, works 
 well after dark…

He is out there...

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Hey little piggy who's your real master?
You can't catch me my minds faster!
Just obey what they taught and no real thinking
The peoples rights are surly shrinking.
You fail to see the bigger plan
With fines and illegal arrests, just because you can.
You've become money grabbing whores
No better...

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