Best Parity Poems

Potty Parity

I sadly think when I have to go badly
that perhaps it’s petty, but were I a man
then I would already be in the can!
When Freud enjoyed his heavy levy
that women have toyed with “***** envy”,
maybe he meant these frequent lines we resent!
If annoyed women...

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*Image of Gender Gap by TLNT.

Parity Parody

I was just twenty, was young and healthy, and I said let's dance,
Turned to you Big Ben, said, first kiss say when, you said not a chance.

I was now thirty, I played a small bit, sort of a big...

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every day without fail he stopped at the small stall

whatever the weather and however hurried he was

his shoes did not need glow for his path was muddy

and the sweaty feet managed to moisten the leather

from inside so much that he seemed walked on water


but the...

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