Potty Parity

Potty Parity

I sadly think when I have to go badly
that perhaps it’s petty, but were I a man
then I would already be in the can!
When Freud enjoyed his heavy levy
that women have toyed with “***** envy”,
maybe he meant these frequent lines we resent!
If annoyed women employed their un-“suppressed” quest
against the rarity of “potty parity”,
we could befuddle Freud in his zest to muddle
through women’s very best “protest puddle”!

-	E. V. Wyler    -
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Hunter Avatar
April 21, 2015 at 3:37 PM
ha...this was fun..;)
Wyler Avatar
May 17, 2015 at 8:03 PM
Thank you.
Wigley Avatar
April 10, 2015 at 1:20 AM
Enjoyably loopy bit of feminism, Elizabeth. Viv x
Wyler Avatar
May 17, 2015 at 8:03 PM
Thank you.
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