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can you imagine my disappointment...I believed her ...she might of been the one...that one woman that has eluded me my whole lifetime...but... ...she...she was... she was just blowing smoke up my ass... story of my life...it's just never right...so many frauds... but her....well her I trusted...I was willing to try...but well she did me wrong... she did well with the Vaseline... lubricated my ass clean... but when she shoved that PVC up my bum... well...that I liked! the smoke? that was the problem it was too hot, your suppose to let it cool... she let it go when it was still hotter than burning coals... all my friends...well now they call me hot pants... it's not funny...I had severe...burns to my hole... every time I have to go...you can hear me yelling...feels like the pipe in reverse, exiting instead of entering...it burns... it bleeds... but what hurts the most... what really upsets me... ...as long as I live I will never... what hurts the most, ...she won't take my calls... my ass has healed and I'd like to see her again... give the pipe another shot... she said she liked me... called me good looking, vibrant, kind, generous, intelligent , witty...but she didn't mean it, I guess... she was just blowing smoke up my ass... ...yes please!

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Skat A

Date: 5/26/2015 6:16:00 PM

Maurice, Stopping by to enjoy this Favorite poem of mine. .... Always ~SKAT~

Rene Chabriere

Date: 11/3/2014 4:11:00 AM

A special one-- sorry I don't smoke ... ;-)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/7/2014 10:10:00 PM

This is a funny one and I see PD here with LOL. Don't know what's up with the tags!! But it's nice to see poets funning around here!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 10/7/2014 4:34:00 PM

WTF.............. LOL, gosh, that's truly a gift, for you I'd say....LOL... Thank you so much. Now, let's talk about Christmas, The only thing I hate about it, would be the TAGS, left on the floor. Hope you are well... See you around... And thanks for the tags on my blog...LOL... Always, Linda

Tim Smith

Date: 10/7/2014 3:14:00 PM

No wonder my sink leaks....you stole my pipe :) ....cheers

M. L. Kiser

Date: 10/7/2014 1:13:00 PM

Ouch! "shoved that PVC up my bum". You've got to be vibrant to handle that. I am sure that Destroyer A will enjoy the birthday wishes and the poem.

Skat A

Date: 10/7/2014 12:34:00 PM

This is great. Any birthday girl would enjoy such a poem. It's crazy and I find it rather funny. Enjoy your day, Love ~SKAT~

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/7/2014 12:18:00 PM

- What should I say ....... : 0) - Once should be enough ............ but, what do I know ? ? ? ? ? ? - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

Date: 10/7/2014 10:55:00 AM

Hilarious Maurice:-)I wont comment on the imagery in the poem its eyewateringly awesome LOLHugs jan xxx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 10/7/2014 9:49:00 AM

a one-act comedy that surely raises the roof, Maurice...I'm running out of gas, lol... enjoyed this!.. hugggs

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 10/7/2014 9:10:00 AM

: ) Hahahaha: : )..I am sorry if I'm not supposed to be laighing,but I nearly choked in my coffee whilst reading.Entertaining.I love how you use your humour to transmit your message,even if in reality its a painful story which hurts more than the ars- .Well Done!! : )

Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/7/2014 9:14:00 AM

You are the best Char. Thank You.