Best Olay Poems
Below are the all-time best Olay poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of olay poems written by PoetrySoup members
Hungry In FranceHungry in France
Garçon, garçon
bring hot soupçon
bouillabaisse accent egu.
Qu'est-ce que c’est, qu’est-ce que c’est?
Sounds like I’m un peu coucou.
Sacrebleu, Sacrebleu
what can...
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Categories:
olay, confusion,
Form:
Rhyme
I Hate Airport TravelOh the joys of an airport trolley
I try and push it oh what a folly
The wheels always have a life of their own
I’ve not got...
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Categories:
olay, flying, humorous, travel,
Form:
Rhyme
Twilight Vs DarknightAt the first piece of twilight
the night's fleece goes astray.
Nebulous clusters of unwhite
destines into mass decay.
And to the chorus of birds on height:
Welcome,...
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Categories:
olay, nature
Form:
Rhyme
My Birthday SuitLong, slim, chocolate, and divine
Most men, and even some women pine... feign over this birthday suit of mine
Smooth layers with no assistance from oil of...
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Categories:
olay, fantasy, birthday, birthday,
Form:
Rhyme
Battle Raphey man, your words smell like tuna fish
your rhymes are ludicrous
and I have a wish
you on vacation would be my bliss
your shirt is wearing spagetti
did...
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Categories:
olay, hip hop, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
Moisturizing MatadorA well-groomed matador José
Liked to moisturize with Oil of Olay
His hands lost their grip
The cape it did slip
He was gored as he cried out "¡Olé!"...
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Categories:
olay, animal, conflict, humor, men,
Form:
Limerick
The Whip It Old Age PoemInspired by and sung to "The Whip It" tune by Devo.
CRACK that old age whip
Give it a pink slip,
Step on an elliptical,
Old age shouldn't have...
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Categories:
olay, age, body, humor, song,
Form:
Light Verse
DepressedYear after year I am deeply depressed,
I'm highly educated and I'm well dressed.
I live from highest peak to another peak,
Celebrate them every time with chick...
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Categories:
olay, depression, emotions, life, loneliness,
Form:
Rhyme
Marching YearsThere’s a chemical factory upon my face
I have lines and spots I need to erase
I mix elixirs and daily apply
The aging process I cannot deny
I...
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Categories:
olay, angst, funny, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
olay, confusion, friendship, people, places,
Form:
Haiku
An Awesome PerformanceA lithe performer with Cirque d’Soliel
First much oiled herself with Oil of Olay,
Then practiced her intense high wire plie
While clad only in a grand floral...
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Categories:
olay, fun,
Form:
Monorhyme
What That Woman Needs:What that woman needs:
a top,
spinning,
without a mons seat center-
goddess ,no one knows-
he him ,
hiker]make flared nostril breeze
in some [how?!]...
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Categories:
olay, allegory
Form:
Narrative
The Gay NinetiesDon't know if “delicious” can describe today
Another I can think of is perhaps “yee-haw, olay!”
Ye ole sun's shining brightly
I tip my hat politely
Sounds like I'm...
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Categories:
olay, nostalgia,
Form:
Limerick
Please Go Away We Know You Are HereOur family is all about smells.
When Old Spice clogs our senses
My father is visiting.
Sometimes I get a glimpse of him too,
Out of the corner of...
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Categories:
olay, spiritual,
Form:
Free verse
The Wrinkle In the StoryAt night I slather on my face
An anti-wrinkle cream
So it can make me youthful
While I toss and turn and dream.
Of course it doesn't work and...
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Categories:
olay, age, irony,
Form:
Rhyme