My Birthday Suit

Long, slim, chocolate, and divine Most men, and even some women pine... feign over this birthday suit of mine Smooth layers with no assistance from oil of olay I sport my suit proudly as if everyday were my birthday My scars add character and tell my story My birthday suit expresses my battles and my glories And we all know that when chocolate gets too hot, it melts And I like chocolate, so I admit that sometimes I do like to taste myself I just can't seem to help it Because my birthday suit always demands another helping But there are many who cannot handle the sweetness They get a little sugar in their system and my suit becomes their weakness For those that cannot handle, I strongly suggest a sugarless diet Because once you've taken a bite, you'll forever be tempted to try it You may even be tempted to buy it Just remember, No returns, refunds, and no exchanges And bout time I'm finished with you, this birthday suit will surely be famous!!