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Best Naughtily Poems


Premium Member Like a Vet
I went around the boarder of Canada and London
I found groups of dogs like they were my own

I’ll start with my mother’s pet at home
No other than Jumbo, the finest of all, now alone

Jumbo was so sweet, other times refused to eat
I thought he’d like...

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© Len Gasun  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: naughtily, dog,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member My Uncle Bob
I love my Uncle Bob,
Who is so big and stout;
He always makes me laugh,
And he never ever stops.

When he drives his old truck,
He invites his fat friends to hop;
In the village, they went around,
Naughtily making a pig sound.

Those fat villagers, upon seeing them
So scared and...

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© Len Gasun  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: naughtily, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Dead Cow
It was a time to bond and booze with dear Papa,
An interval all the more naughtily charming
As it inflamed the temper of irascible Mama.
Before happy hour, we two went shooting
With the three o three I bought for drama
In a gauche youth that was always dragging.
Out...

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Categories: naughtily, age, anxiety, death, family,
Form: Ottava rima

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Fuzzy Socks and Crocs
Fuzzy and hairy that is what he was, a cuddly big bear. She   
Undressed shyly before him while he took his own sweet time   
Zesting it up with cologne before a mirror, what a nervous boy     ...

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Categories: naughtily, humorous,
Form: Acrostic
Girl Power
Today girls are so different
A lot of mix attitudes
Some are so nice and friendly
And then some are so very rude

I tell one girl how she pretty
She told me to go to hell
Then I did a little observation
And the results now I would like tell

Some girls...

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Categories: naughtily, girl, introspection, life,
Form: Light Verse
I Love You For What You Have Been To Me
You, I've  loved  you  ever  you've been with me! 
None  supported me  as  you did,  so  far. 
On my eighteenth, you shone  elegantly,

Capturing  naughtily   what  eyes didn't  see  
When...

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Categories: naughtily, appreciation, best friend,
Form: Villanelle



Premium Member Personal Memories
Doggie play at evening goes loud and stark

That naughtily, pug with its moaned voice bark;

Behind the door where the kids do remark

Oh coiled yarn and steak-bone are tossed, we hark !

With this canine mess, why is the room dark?



Laura Loo's Personal Memories Monorhyme
3/25/2016
Visual 1...

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Categories: naughtily, dog, games, humor,
Form: Monorhyme
Fishy Story - Gone Fishn Contest
Was a calm and uneventful day on  a family holiday  
what can we do next, how about taking that boat out to sea

We begged some sandwiches cans of coke to drink
Borrowing a fishing rod, off we went Into the brink.

Sea was like a...

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Categories: naughtily, fish,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Love You Lusciously

Darling, your little lamb dressed naughtily in lace
lies here languishing endlessly on satin sheets,
with loosened locks spread upon a silken pillow case.

I sail into a day-dream land where I think of what I miss:
the ripple of your gentle laughter, the scintilla of your smile,
which send...

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Categories: naughtily, romantic,
Form: Alliteration
Being Human
bearing the pain and hopes of others .... that's 
everyone's wish I am sure each day
I bend my head and pray to give thanks 
not just because I can feel emotions and convey 
goodness and forgiveness along lifes way 

human thoughts of pleasure and of...

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Categories: naughtily, life,
Form: Acrostic
Nice and Naughty

Nicely naughty and naughtily nice,
Every character has its price.
To be naughty and yet be nice,
Adds to the personality a bit of spice.
Naughty by temperament, nice by choice,
Camouflages the shrillness of the voice.
Nicely thought words, and naughtily executed deeds,
Spread through the garden of roses, like the...

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Categories: naughtily, nice,
Form: Rhyme
Free Cee Brief Belief
BRIEF BELIEF 

I no longer believe in believing
I do, however, believe in grieving
I cannot dodge the grievousness of grief
And that’s why I don’t believe in belief

I don’t believe in belief anymore
For me believing has become a bore
It’s a chore I no longer participate in
And each...

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Categories: naughtily, angst, me, me,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Age Doesn'T Matter When You'Re In Love
Susie teetered into Bill’s office, wearing a skintight miniskirt
Sat on Bill’s knee for dictation. She was an outrageous flirt
Soon Bill was smitten and couldn’t resist her ample charms
He forgot about his wife and kids and fell into Susie's arms

That was the lusty beginning of their...

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Categories: naughtily, age, humorous, marriage, work,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Open Windows
Alabaster beauty caressed delightfully. 
Excruciatingly flirtatious gentle hands, incite jubilant kisses.
        Luxuriant moans naughtily offend pedestrians.
           Quieter rumblings satiate trembling urges.
 Vanquished wellsprings xeriscape yearning’s zealousness.

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© David Mohn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: naughtily, sensual,
Form: ABC
Me and the Sea
The murderous monotony of every day, drives one`s life away, one breath at a time, with the mind pushed to the very edge and off the plateau where reason prevails. Where life is sold to death on the deed of fate one urges to run.
Far,...

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Categories: naughtily, nature, night, dark, beach,
Form:

Book: Reflection on the Important Things