Fuzzy Socks and Crocs

Fuzzy and hairy that is what he was, a cuddly big bear. She   
Undressed shyly before him while he took his own sweet time   
Zesting it up with cologne before a mirror, what a nervous boy      
Zorro mask in place he naughtily asked," can I use my whip ?"  
You can do anything you want but leave my feet alone    

So there they were two hotties revving for the big big night
Oh Oh Oh she wailed and moaned, " how I love the big wild horse" 
Caressing her like a velveteen he croons into her ear, "Oh dear " 
Kiss me, canoodle me but don't look at my feet Tiger, cuz if you do ?  
So slowly ever so slowly he peels the blanket off her quivering body 

And as he looked at her feet he took in the blue socks and crocs 
Nascent desires squelched, she was no longer a sexy wench ,
Darling, what in Gods name made you wear something like that he cried 

Cuz I wanted to be hot stuff for you, but my feet are always cold 
Roaring with laughter he took off his mask & she noticed his brows  
Oh my stars you shaved your brows! "Didn't want to be a     
Caveman my dear. She giggled and squeezed him tight.  I love it  
Sexy Zorro.  Two lovers doo whopping it, with hot sexy love...
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Goldsmith Avatar
June 24, 2021 at 1:19 PM
This is way tooooooo funny. What a laugh I am having. A cute write and picture. Have a blessed day...........................
Buhagiar Avatar
June 7, 2021 at 11:32 PM
This is quite a departure from your usual style. Great description. Hugs.
Scott Avatar
June 7, 2021 at 10:11 PM
Ha not one for feet nice pattern here well penned
Poet Avatar
June 7, 2021 at 8:01 PM
This poem is so poignant. I like your very well-penned Acrostic with it... there are truly so many things to see around our life. Blessings and best regards
Faulkner Avatar
June 7, 2021 at 7:29 PM
Very clever to do an acrostic, and well penned too!
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