Best Mock Poems

My existence seems like a timeless tragedy,
ticking away in the harmony of misophonia and me.
I've been reluctantly raised in the arms of trauma,
hiding from the darkness looking over my shoulder.
I place a metaphorical knife under my pillow,
as I fear the biggest bully in my mind's...

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Do you see that man on the right corner?
I know those eyes that look in many ways
See, How my Libran man flirts with that girl?
Oh, what is this nagging emotion I have?
Why can’t I take away my eyes from him?
Damn that he is now getting...

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Did you happen to see old Sam?
He's my poor turtle on the lam

It  happened he was told
That his body had been sold

To a restaurant in the city
Where the cook had little pity

On the stove he put the pot
And the veggies that he got

But he...

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Early summer flowering deciduous shrubs, 
And I among them came and went with
Philadelphus virginalis,
Their brightening solar ships.

Its natural tendency is to grow vase-shaped,
Clipping encourages the plant to fill out 
And become dense, and in my final spring
It performed beautifully, flowering prolifically.


Mock orange is not a...

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Do you see that man on the right corner?
How that Libra man flirts with that girl
Oh, what is this nagging emotion I have?
Why can’t I take away my eyes from him?
Damn that Libran getting near to her.
I am a tigress but now purr like a...

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Does it taste like real turtle?

Lewis Carroll’s a mad Alice’s Adventure
Is Mock turtle soup made from Mock Turtle?

Maybe but English through and through!

There an imitation of proper green turtle soup
Go to it Mrs Fowles give em your best!

Who's mocking who ?...

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In a limerick what does a man seek
Depends: At what does it give him to peek? --
   A flash of bare thigh
   Or knockers, Oh my! --
More than that mocks the feminine mystique...

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The dolls wed in mock marriage
And lived together
Till they were in rags
And forgotten forever

They too wedded when doll like
Dreamed together like none else
But their marriage a mock  
Only lasted for a while

Mock marriage which is of the two?
The dolls’ or of those who are...

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Lyricvixen's Mock Peach Pie Recipe
    1) 375 degrees F - bake - pie crust -
    10 to 15 minutes (may vary in oven) read directions - set aside
    DRY Medium bowel **
    2)...

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I am a mockingbird, innocent , it is something you must see
But could you ever imagine that the mockingbird could be me?
Mockingbirds are known to repeat whatever song they hear
But I am a mockingbird who cannot repeat the beat of 17 bullets in my ear
My...

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What killed Socrates.
a weed or Aristophanes?
What caused an end so dire?
The law or just satire?
The cries of ignorant crowds.
or something in 'The Clouds'?...

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You forget who you are
Amidst the chaos of this journey
You ignore your true purpose
Trying to chase your problems
You lose your identity
As you suck into the society's labels
Before you even realise
You're engulfed by the worries of this world
You've lost track of time chasing hard cash
You're a...

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I was five years old;
it was my first encounter with death
there in the funeral parlor.
I did not understand anything about death-
but knew my uncle was inside that box;
my mama’s brother and son of my grandparents.
He had served in World War II;
a pilot in the Air...

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Morning

The doctor called the next man in 
And offered him a chair
Observing him in silence 
As he wrestled with despair.

A minute passed before they spoke 
And when he raised his head
With tearful eyes he whispered that 
He wished that he were dead.

"Those tides wave back...

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There it goes again,
disturbing the calm and quiet of my mind
from its peaceful setting.
The shrieking begins; my poisonous parrot
shrills loud that piercing song of my doubt.

My decisions come hard...
always a tug of war, between negative
and positive thinking.
My weak inner self and that mocking parrot
each takes...

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