Best Mayer Poems

A little retail R & R is what I really needed today
Driving while listening to John Mayer all the way
Life can get complicated and sometimes...

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A dachshund named Oscar was he,
which adored trick or treating with me,
so I had me some fun
when I sewed a cloth bun,
for a Halloween weenie...

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Let me write you a poem.
A poem so great Bukowski would give me a hats off-
And hand me a beer.
A poem so well-written, John Mayer...

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‘Cause a little bit of Summer
is what the whole year is all about

John Mayer


WEEKENDS

Summer at pool.
Staying cool, Sis!
Whirlpool of friends —
Laughter-cleanse splash.
Weekends play out every...

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We see the distraction clearly 
Thinkers research hidden truth
Exposing false values where moral ground stands priceless 

Workers are slaves chained to the elitist purse
Not paid...

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The Moon Also Rises
The Midwatch

Harry Mayer


The X.O.’s in the shower
and the Captain’s in his bed.
The Chiefs’ are playin’ poker
as we’re steamin’ to the Med.

“I’ll take...

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If there ain't no Bacon in Heaven
I'm gonna keep right on sinning
For hell's where I rather be
If I can enjoy my BLT
Now don't be a...

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Hail to the Dragon Slayer?
From Metro-Goldwyn Mayer?
What did he really do?
Except charge me and you
To joust another player!...

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Memories of you talking,
Simply talking to me,
About your day,
About a new song you heard lately,
About how you like worn out jeans,
And how you fangirl over...

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I’m laying here with a broken heart
Sweet Girl, remembering you.. 
Is the hardest part
John Mayer is singing slow
On the radio..
Why did you have to go
These...

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THE MAD MAN IN THE CORNER
By Roy Merritt

A mad man in the corner was ranting on insane
A man who was blinded wracked with mental pain
He...

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Through Their Eyes

From singer to sing sing
From prayer to slayer
This is the story of Mr. Mayer

I was a good boy, sang at church in the...

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Spotify
I just wanted to say thank you
You get me
I mean sure not everyday,
I still don’t know why 
You still refuse to play my favorite
John Mayer...

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Did Oscar Mayer
advertise since the Weiner
twitter scandal broke?...

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something went bad in the fridge and it smells just like feet 
and at one point in time it was something to eat 

but now...

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