Bacon In Heaven

If there ain't no Bacon in Heaven I'm gonna keep right on sinning For hell's where I rather be If I can enjoy my BLT Now don't be a judging No use of nudging If there ain't no Bacon in Heaven Then Heaven ain't for me That pure smell of delight That gets you to jump up from night Bacon for breakfast, yes siree Bacon Bacon all for me The smell of Bacon The taste of Bacon The flavor of Bacon Crispy, chewy, fry or bake Bacon Bacon for goodness sake If there ain't no Bacon in Heaven That's hard for me to believe For how could there be no Bacon in Heaven When Oscar Mayer is the patron saint of meat candy Yes there is Bacon in Heaven Saint Peter those angel wings are mine The taste of Bacon can only be Divine.