Best Linguini Poems

Linguini Limerick

She seemed short and was teeny
And had eaten a lot of linguini
Italian sure knew how to speak
Danced with one cheek to cheek
Did it while wearing a bikini.

Jim Horn

Number 2,900.

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(Try to sing this one to the tune of MARIA from "West Side Story")

Linguini -
the most luscious cuisine that I’ve ever had.
Linguini, linguini, linguini, linguini.
Oh what flavorful things in that dish make my taste buds glad.

Linguini, linguini, linguini, linguini.
Linguini, 
I’ve tasted a dish called linguini,
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