Best Funnyfun Poems

Flippin' Infestation Alliteration

Similar sounds and letter alliteration are literally leaping and precipitously punctuating the 
perforated pages of my mired, muddled mind.. 
     Making mental maps for future fun in meditation mired muse, meticulously masks the 
real reasons I rise from my favorite fluffy floral flecked futon.
     It seems somehow strange but my favorite finely fitted floral flecked futon is infested full 
of flippin’ fleas. I feel flabbergasted!
     It could be the culprits causing this consternation are cats coming into the corridor 
constantly carrying the creepy critters in. Crap!
     We’ll have to hurriedly heave the whole heaping kit and caboodle of carnivorous cats into 
a crate and fumigate the frolicking fun loving finicky felines. Fine!
      Fortunately, I’m finished..…….finally.