Best Kinky Poems
Well and I Get A Kick Outta All That Kinky Stuff
You do to me, the way you blow and stick your tongue
In my ears, the way you spank me and make me
Beg for more, the way you pour honey all over my body
And lick me clean ooh wee well I Get a Kick Outta
All That Kinky Stuff you do to me, the way you kiss
And bite my neck, the way you tickle me 'til I almost
Piss myself, the way you tie me to the bed and run ice
Down my happy trail just sends me into orbit well and
I know you get a kick out of it yourself especially when
You use that toy on me; I swear you get into it as much
As I do...I've never had such an innovated lover before
Ooh wee baby, oooh wee I Get a Kick, I Get a Kick
Outta All That Kinky Stuff you do to me, ooh wee
Ooh wee baby I want more, more, more yeah make
Me sore, I Get a Kick Outta All That Kinky Stuff!
hell fire desires running wild
like a passion driven hot rod with burning tires
scorching licks of frenzied lust
whip raw touches that spontaneously self combust
pressurized slowness yielding euphoric smoke with every thrust
finger flicking flickery teasing and pleasing pink pleasures
peeping erotic natures in search of lost wet treasures
hardy hints of intense mixed sexual scents
resurrects the untamed within to go instinctively hell bent
standing tall like a hairy savage walking erect
smooth cruise control piston pumping action
X-rated planet transmitting listen to deep space orgasmic satisfaction
naughty nude bodies being slapped by massive tide waves of ecstasy
forever love fantasies pulverized into countless particles
and scattered across the endless galaxies
extreme tenderness under a ripe mythological moon
indulge on each others spirits using a soul stealing spoon
If love is just a game we need a referee
If SEX is just a game I want instant replay
She stole my heart and as a result, I became a heartless person
SO, when I asked her to have a heart she said “Heck no, I already got two!"
I was captured and tortured in The Battle of the Sexes but must admit I rather enjoyed it
*Submitted for the contest 'When One Line is Never Enough' sponsored by Bev Smith
Little black boy and little black girl wear your natural hair with love.
For years we have been told that our natural hair was kinky, nappy,
bad, and ugly but the truth is our natural hair is strong and beautiful.
Little black boy and little black girl wear your natural hair with love
wear your lion's mane and let the world hear you roar.
For years we have been told our natural hair was kinky, nappy, bad, and ugly
but the truth is our natural hair is strong and beautiful.
Written by Keith Edward Baucum
I was sitting alone close to Kerrigan’s Lake,
feeding birds with the crust off me bread.
There were seagulls and swans,
and Eurasian coot…
With squabbling from fighting the only thing said.
This fellow walked by with a look of content,
and a grin that was fixed on his face,
he sat down on the bench
and scared off the birds…
Declaring this world is a wonderful place.
I couldn’t agree ‘cause he frightened the birds,
so I guess that I was seeing red.
With birds back on the lake
and this dill on the bench,
here I’m stuck with the crust off me bread.
He is humming a tune and was happy I’d say,
and there’s something he don’t want to hide,
with a wink and a nod
he quite openly said
“I’m sleeping with twins,” and my eyes open wide.
“You’re sleeping with twins!” I repeated and smiled.
Then he puffed out his chest and said, “Yes.”
Well its bugger the birds
and bugger the bread…
This could be a good story he wants to confess.
I questioned the bloke; I don’t mind ‘kinky’ stuff,
so I’m upfront, quite forceful and brash,
“Do you mind telling me,
how you tell ‘em apart?”
“Easy,” he smiled…“The brother has got a moustache!”
I won an online contest – with a most unusual prize
Sequined red nipple tassels – oh I can’t believe my eyes
So if you don’t see me on here for a while…………
I’m busy elsewhere wearing my prize and just a smile!
Jan Allison
10th May 2014
Now ladies and gents, let's bring no offense
to the lads that wear tightly clad drabs
They liked the film Kinky Boots
And have watched The Full Monty
So now they dance naked and/or dress drag!
Little black boy and black girl wear your natural hair with love
For years we have been told that our natural hair was kinky, nappy, bad, and ugly
But the truth is our natural hair is strong and beautiful
Little black boy and black girl wear your natural hair with love
Wear your lion's mane and let the world hear you roar
For years we have been told that our natural hair was kinky, nappy, bad, and ugly
But the truth is our natural hair is strong and beautiful.
Written by Keith Edward Baucum
Some friends of a kinky couple,
Were stoic to hear they tied the knot
But when realizing they meant married,
Their astonishment was quite a lot!
Get the hand cuffs,
Bring on the rope,
I'm ready for a kinky slope,
So let's just elope,
Lets intwine our bodies together,
Get some cherries and whip cream,
Layer it on our bodies,
use our tongues,
Hand cuff you to the bed,
Tie your legs down,
Use my tongue,
And let it just slide around,
I'll start with a deep kiss,
Passionate and sweet,
Move to the front of your neck,
And gently use my teeth,
The tip of my tongue,
Across the middle of the chest,
Circling the centers,
As they become hard,
Watching your body,
As goose bumps start,
Slide my fingers along your sides,
You start to squirm,
Trying to free yourself,
But your not that strong,
I get to your belly,
Kissing softly,
As I slide one hand on your thigh,
Grabbing your junk,
pushing and caressing,
Still moving,
As I guide it in my mouth,
Running my tongue all over,
As I shove it deep,
Listening to you breath heavy,
Tugging your arms,
Trying to move your legs,
But your still not that strong,
Reaching over to let the rope loose,
Reaching for the hand cuffs,
And letting you go,
You grab ahold of me,
Laying me back down slow.........
sell your used panties
a profitable venture -
it's not about stocks
exclusive haven
dirty laundry - solution -
a special fetish
passion for fashion
kinky hair halo for head
smiles styles black green red
Aik moriya pul pay
Charha mujhay lul pay
Maar meri khul kay.
She brought her bestfriend
Said they're from the West End
We all dancing and jumping
Rum is the flavor we intend
You should se the way their bodies bend
Both their booties bumping
My house is where I brought both of them
Life is too short to not be twisted up in bestfriends
No talking going on
Mouths are moving but no words are coming out
If this was the Olympics I would have won
Rear ends thick and stout
Bodies squirming and giggles r being let out
They do me together
Can't decide with one is better
They're naughtier together
They call me whenever
On the regular
Both of them take this pipe
Keeping theirselves tight
Making eachother feel right
Tonight and every other night
Don't stop 'til they see daylight
Euphoria in their sight
Already made plans for another night
Screams and moans leaking out of the room
Neighbors hate when we have a menage a trois
Yes Andrea
kinky quirky words that worky,
thinkum you have the plot,
blinkum stinkim erky jerky,
aint poetic is it not.
and you are confused :) am I?
xo,
Don