Jan Allison Poet Couplet

Surprise Surprise - What a Kinky Prize

I won an online contest – with a most unusual prize
Sequined red nipple tassels – oh I can’t believe my eyes

So if you don’t see me on here for a while…………
I’m busy elsewhere wearing my prize and just a smile!

Jan Allison
10th May  2014

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Shane Cooper January 15, 2015 at 11:14 AM Ah well that is unique . You never cease to amaze me my talented friend. Love Shane xxx Jan Allison January 15, 2015 at 12:52 PM Unique - oh yes I am one of a kind - they were damned uncomfortable to wear - I did try them lol - all it did was make us howl with laughter so now they are no more lol. The contest was on a site I go on and they had an 'adult' fun quiz i took part and oh how i laughed when my 'prize arrived'

Jack Ellison May 14, 2014 at 7:00 AM You are a riot dear Sister Jan! LOL Love your naughty sense of humour! LONG LIVE KINKY! Huge huggeroonies... Brother Jack XOXOXOX Jan Allison May 14, 2014 at 8:20 AM I'm not naughty - that's just a rumour lol jan xxxxxxxxx Jan Allison May 14, 2014 at 8:19 AM LOL Jack thought if this would amuse anyone it would be my dear brother Jack - have you never wondered my I don't post my pic - the tassels wouldn't go with the beard LOL hugs as ever Jan xxxx

Jake Ponce May 13, 2014 at 7:08 PM I almost choked to death with laughter. LOL Well...ummm...I'm guessing it's a cute surprise. Enjoy your private moment(s) with it, Jan! :p Jan Allison May 14, 2014 at 1:07 AM LOL Jake I am so pleased it raised a smile - when i won it I was falling about with laughter when it arrived on Saturday was so funny. Hugs my lovely friend. Jan xxx

Ivor Kos May 13, 2014 at 4:28 PM Another masterly masterpiece from Ellan Vannin. A most entertaining and well-written write. Jan Allison May 13, 2014 at 4:31 PM Thanks so much for dropping by with your lovely comment Ivo. Jan xx

Linda Jackson May 13, 2014 at 4:03 PM Love your poem and love the humour. Best wishes Linda Jan Allison May 13, 2014 at 4:03 PM Thanks Linda hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich May 11, 2014 at 6:51 PM what kind of contest was it? SO I can enter next time. hahaha Jan Allison May 12, 2014 at 12:59 AM was an on line quiz and they one night it was with 'adult prizes - I couldn't stop laughing when i found out the prize I'd won ! hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich May 11, 2014 at 6:50 PM hahaha, what the heck is this? I don't know , but it sure is funny!!! Jan Allison May 12, 2014 at 12:57 AM just google Andrea lol hugs Jan x

Jack Horne May 11, 2014 at 6:27 PM LOL, thanks for a good chuckle, my friend : ) Jan Allison May 12, 2014 at 12:57 AM thanks for dropping by Jack - sure made us giggle! hugs Jan x

Carolyn Devonshire May 11, 2014 at 12:26 PM LOL Did you see "The Graduate," Jan? The "red nipple tassels" were in that movie. Oh my, don't know what I'd do with such a pair. Perhaps you will be having a good time with them. Take pictures! Still laughing. Love, Carolyn Jan Allison May 11, 2014 at 1:11 PM Saw the graduate many years ago! LOL at take pictures am blushing at the thought but who knows lol and yes I am laughing at my prize :-) Hugs Jan x

Anne-Lise Andresen May 10, 2014 at 4:40 PM :)))))) good one, Jan :)))) - Love it ! - - Wish you a lovely weekend. - oxox // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison May 10, 2014 at 6:25 PM LOL Anne Lise It may be a VERY good weekend now LOL! Hugs Jan xxx

David Williams May 10, 2014 at 1:52 PM Jan I love it, good image as well...David Jan Allison May 10, 2014 at 2:14 PM Just don't picture me wearing it lol! hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith May 10, 2014 at 9:25 AM Hilarious Jan.....hugs Tim Jan Allison May 10, 2014 at 2:13 PM I wondered should I post it then thought - yes will give people something to smile about lol hugs Jan xx

Toquyen Harrell May 10, 2014 at 8:25 AM What's ya gonna do with it? Lol. Jan Allison May 10, 2014 at 8:27 AM Errr I think I'll try wearing it LOL hugs Jan x

Seren Roberts May 10, 2014 at 7:52 AM Lol Jan, I can visualize the scene, been there done that, rofl. Made my day remembering Thanks....Seren... Jan Allison May 10, 2014 at 8:02 AM Well my eyes were wide open when I opened the package today LOL - bet they cost so much money for so little material ha ha ha. Hugs Jan xx

Dr.Ram Mehta May 10, 2014 at 7:18 AM Very witty and full of humor, Jan, The slam disguised. Jan Allison May 10, 2014 at 8:01 AM Thanks Dr Mehta. Hugs Jan x

Darren Watson May 10, 2014 at 6:13 AM Did I mention I was a part time photographer , lol Perfect Jan , Made me giggle , Don't knock Bob's eye out wiggling those things about. Jan Allison May 10, 2014 at 8:01 AM oh Darren we must met up sometime in a dark room and see what develops ! Hugs as ever my friend Jan xx

Robert Pettit May 10, 2014 at 5:50 AM A very stimulating pair of couplets. Jan Allison May 10, 2014 at 5:52 AM Ha Ha Ha Robert. Oh yes I agree they are a lovely pair Love your comment :-) Hugs Jan xxx