Best Keep Off Poems

If I paint the grass bright blue
The clouds will not know what to do.
They'll mill about upon the ground
Thinking trees are upsidedown....

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I worry about a deep scratch,
That is on the glass, not the hatch.
On couch, keep a clutch -
Your blow’s a bit much,
When farts, with a stain, do dispatch....

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When are all you B****es
Ever going too see
That guy you've been after
"Yeah Hoe", actually belongs to me.

So come on give up
And just let him go
I really shouldn't have too fight for him
He's MINE, but you already know.

I know he sort of liked you
And yeah he...

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With thee's gray headed hairs and bead,
never is anything added to thee's,
side intentionally even if it is all slumbered,
did my life feared thee's tentacles five more?,
what will even bring me near to plunder?,
earth by thee's inimical how wander?,
thus clear misconduct yonder blur.
How lovely this world...

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