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Best Keep Off Poems

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Keep Off the Grass
If I paint the grass bright blue
The clouds will not know what to do.
They'll mill about upon the ground
Thinking trees are upsidedown....

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© Rufus Reed  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: keep off, childhood, confusion, children, funny,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member A Day On the Farm
"You really wanna know? Cause I'll tell ya if you really wanna know. You'll be thinkin' I'm crazy before I'm done, but I'll tell ya......

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Categories: keep off, farm, myth,
Form: Prose
Premium Member My Cloud

on my-
diaphanous    gossamer filmy cloud-
sumptuous I float woebegone

flowers   far   and below

and bluebirds come
fluttering in the azure sky
twittering and...

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Categories: keep off, bird, garden, peace,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Strolling Through Evergreen Cemetery
I was strolling through Evergreen Cemetery the other day,
Glancing at epitaphs etched upon various stones along the way.
Some flowing verse was out of this world...

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Categories: keep off, death, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
What's Up With Santa
What's up with Santa


Chimneys not swept Santa isn't happy
He is sick of the soot making him snappy

Families have lost the one thing that gives a...

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Categories: keep off, christmas,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member Tombstone Tales
I took a casual stroll through the local cemetery the other day,
Looking for interesting epitaphs and to pay my respects along the way.
Many stones were...

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Categories: keep off, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Must Give Up Swinging
I was swinging from my glass chandelier
Lost my grip and landed smack on my rear
Banged my head and blood poured out of my ear
I screamed...

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Categories: keep off, fantasy, humorous, pain,
Form: Monorhyme
Dreamy Dreams Delight
I dreamt a dream of dreamy flight
A dream that swept me with delight
Dreaming inside a dream just might
Allow dreams to succumb their height
Dear dream maker...

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© Jane Bowen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: keep off, happiness, imagination, peace, upliftingdream,
Form: Rhyme
Protected
This place it is protected
It's all that we have left
You've built on every other space
Of green fields we're bereft

This one last space is ours now
You...

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Categories: keep off, childhood, hope, life, loss,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Heavenly Farter
When Father Ted farted in church
The Bishop (who looked just like lurch)
Said ‘say six hail Mary’s
then keep off the dairies’
I know cos I’ve done my...

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Categories: keep off, humorous, wind,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Here Lies Old Bob
Robert Lee Hinshaw

If you think this place has no great appeal

Now how in the hell do you think I feel

On my stone let no bird...

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Categories: keep off, funny
Form: Limerick
Redeeming the Time For the Days Are Evil
IN THIS GENERATION, THE LEVEL OF EVIL HAS BECOME so RAMPANT that CHRISTIANITY IS ALMOST VACCANT.
IN THIS GENERATION, CHRISTIANITY HAS BECOME A SHADOW, SO SHALLOW...

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Categories: keep off, devotion, faith, hope, inspirational,
Form: ABC
The Door Is Always Open
Things get bad, then they get good again.
You can write yourself angry.
You can write yourself sick.
But never
ever
should you write yourself sorry.

The world, to me, is...

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Categories: keep off, absence, addiction, adventure, age,
Form: Free verse
After Auld Lang Syne Is Sung
The horns are squeezed the bells ring out
Auld Lang Syne is sung, no one about
All gone to their homes, arm in arm they walk
A few...

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Categories: keep off, bullying, drink,
Form: Rhyme
Grandpa's Last Wish
I wished that your last moments
were to be the best that you had saved for the last
you were barely old but the gold in you...

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Categories: keep off, death, death of a
Form: Free verse

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